Worst Bands of All Time

[FrontNakedChoke]

Not bad of a list, TS.

I'd like to add Hollywood Undead to that list.

Here's an actual lyric from one of their songs:

Scene kids, tired of gettin' picked on by mean kids.
And I'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you seen my penis?
I know you have, 'cause that shit is bomb!
My dick's got more friends then (sic) Tom!
These scene clubs, I run these.
I should write the book "How To Be Scene For Dummies!"

I guess being whiny and angsty can be cool and edgy these days.

These days?

That song is from 2005 lol.

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

 

[Stalkingsquid]

Blood on the Dancefloor. Seriously don't look them up. This is my warning.

 

[n...not crazy]

This is amazing. How have I not seen it? AMAZING

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

This is amazing. How have I not seen it? AMAZING

 

[The Hash Slinging Slasher]

Fuckin U2. The most banal, mundane cunts to ever walk the earth. Anyway, here's Henry to explain it better

Every time a U2 song comes on, I make it a point to say out loud how bad they suck, even if I’m alone lol

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

I nominate Creed, Godsmack, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and Nickelback...Can it get any worse?

No....no it cannot

 

[Oogie Sharp]

The 2 that spring to mind are Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice.

Compounded 100 fold by just how incredibly popular they were during the day.

Vanilla Ice was excruciating agony torture to behold.

 

[Grob]

Whatever “band” that unleashed Cotton-eye Joe

 

[Rvd Slmr]

Whatever “band” that unleashed Cotton-eye Joe

The scary thing is that it's probably their best song.

 

[bandicoot]

Headstrong is really damn bad, so repetitive and dull

All their other shit was awful, but this was actually pretty good imo.

 

[Protegejoe296]

Spice Girls, Hanson, Staind, Winger

 

[HOV]

Spice Girls, Hanson, Staind, Winger

LMAO @Spice girls

 

[Raksas]

Evanescence

 

[Echo_Bliss]

Cradle of Filth, Puddle of Mud, Insane Clown Posse... heck, any 90's band with a three word name is probably on the list.

 

[Echo_Bliss]

Harvey Danger, Korn, and Limp Bizkit are also all really bad.
I will get flack for this, but Eminem sucks and so does D-12.

 

[HOV]

Harvey Danger, Korn, and Limp Bizkit are also all really bad.
I will get flack for this, but Eminem sucks and so does D-12.

Korn has a couple of good things

 

[Pessimystic]

Venom was pretty bad, not sure if anyone remembers them.

How dare you!
To be fair, it was Abbadon that brought them down. Mantas is decent and Cronos is... Cronos.

 

[Pessimystic]

I gotta say
Loverboy, Foreigner and their ilk take the cake for lameness.
All that Nu-metal crap from the early 'aughts can fuck right off, as well.

 

[Pessimystic]

Also, Nirvana and most of the other 90's "alternative" rock.
Soundgarden, AIC and STP were pretty good, though.