My local 911 service has released their annual list of the dumbest calls they received. 1. Wi-Fi at a local coffee shop isn't working. 2. "What's the fine for jaywalking?" 3. Pizza not fresh; wants a replacement slice. 4. "What's the number for my travel agency?" 5. Caller phoned 911 to ask for a taxi referral. 6. "Is today a stat holiday?" 7. Food they ordered is cold. 8. Wants help finding lost glasses. 9. Home internet is not working. 10."What's the date today?" http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/worst-911-calls-of-2014-from-b-c-s-e-comm-1.2886504 It's amazing to me that some people don't understand what 911 is for.