Worse thing you've said to your girlfriend?

I'd fuck your sister.
 
"You've kinda let yourself go"

Calculated risk. She was pissed but she did get back in the gym.
 
"You deserve to be cheated on"

"You're a gargantuan bitch" (really tall girl who was self conscious about it)

"I can see why your dad didn't stick around"

These are all to the last girl I dated for three years. No we didn't stay together. She was awesome I'm just a horrible person.
 
"You've kinda let yourself go"

Calculated risk. She was pissed but she did get back in the gym.
Ouch damn no bjs for you.

Hey great thread idea btw. I can't wait to hear what people have said. I did another one she had fat flabby tits. That got me so laid.
 
"Get down on your... oh shit never mind commercials over."
 
No, a threesome would be weird.

I was 19 and regret this every day of my life.
 
You're a filthy casual (MMA fan)
 
"You're a fucking lunatic and I feel bad for your daughter"

"Get the fuck out of MY house" (everything is in my name so I was throwing that in her face)
 
"You need to start going to the gym. I need you to get a big and firm ass, otherwise I will go screw other girls."
 
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