Worse thing you've said to your girlfriend?

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  1. Unfinished Sentenc

    Unfinished Sentenc Black Belt

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    She asked if I wanted to try anal and I said "no, there's poop in there."
     
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    shaffmeister GRACIE BARRA

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    "You're fat"
     
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    OverPressure I'm here to offend everyone about everything

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    I said her thread was gonna get wastelanded.
    She was pretty upset
     
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    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Rekt 'em Damn near killed 'em Platinum Member

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    I'd fuck your sister.
     
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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    "You've kinda let yourself go"

    Calculated risk. She was pissed but she did get back in the gym.
     
  8. Brodels

    Brodels Low IQ Trump & Kavanaugh Supporter

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    "You deserve to be cheated on"

    "You're a gargantuan bitch" (really tall girl who was self conscious about it)

    "I can see why your dad didn't stick around"

    These are all to the last girl I dated for three years. No we didn't stay together. She was awesome I'm just a horrible person.
     
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    Brodels Low IQ Trump & Kavanaugh Supporter

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    Ouch damn no bjs for you.

    Hey great thread idea btw. I can't wait to hear what people have said. I did another one she had fat flabby tits. That got me so laid.
     
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    Papawash clean and fresh

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    heresy!
     
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    MarcoW Bojacked Horsehungman

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    will you marry me?
     
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    No, a threesome would be weird.

    I was 19 and regret this every day of my life.
     
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    Jkaylor Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    You're a filthy casual (MMA fan)
     
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    OverPressure I'm here to offend everyone about everything

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    Thread filled up with win.
     
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    Jkaylor Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    MMF or MFF
     
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    "You're a fucking lunatic and I feel bad for your daughter"

    "Get the fuck out of MY house" (everything is in my name so I was throwing that in her face)
     
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    "You need to start going to the gym. I need you to get a big and firm ass, otherwise I will go screw other girls."
     
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