Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Unfinished Sentenc, Aug 4, 2016.
She asked if I wanted to try anal and I said "no, there's poop in there."
I said her thread was gonna get wastelanded.
She was pretty upset
"You don't even exist!"
I'd fuck your sister.
"My wife is hotter than you."
"You've kinda let yourself go"
Calculated risk. She was pissed but she did get back in the gym.
"You deserve to be cheated on"
"You're a gargantuan bitch" (really tall girl who was self conscious about it)
"I can see why your dad didn't stick around"
These are all to the last girl I dated for three years. No we didn't stay together. She was awesome I'm just a horrible person.
Ouch damn no bjs for you.
Hey great thread idea btw. I can't wait to hear what people have said. I did another one she had fat flabby tits. That got me so laid.
"Get down on your... oh shit never mind commercials over."
will you marry me?
No, a threesome would be weird.
I was 19 and regret this every day of my life.
You're a filthy casual (MMA fan)
Thread filled up with win.
MMF or MFF
"You're a fucking lunatic and I feel bad for your daughter"
"Get the fuck out of MY house" (everything is in my name so I was throwing that in her face)
"Your balls smell"
"You need to start going to the gym. I need you to get a big and firm ass, otherwise I will go screw other girls."
"It's time for you to leave"
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