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Worse thing you've said to your girlfriend?

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  1. Unfinished Sentenc Red Belt

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    She asked if I wanted to try anal and I said "no, there's poop in there."
     
  2. shaffmeister GRACIE BARRA

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    "You're fat"
     
  3. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    I said her thread was gonna get wastelanded.
    She was pretty upset
     
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  5. Rekt 'em Damn near killed 'em Platinum Member

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    I'd fuck your sister.
     
  6. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Calculated risk. She was pissed but she did get back in the gym.
     
  8. Brodels Low IQ White Devil Oppressor of Blacks

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    "You deserve to be cheated on"

    "You're a gargantuan bitch" (really tall girl who was self conscious about it)

    "I can see why your dad didn't stick around"

    These are all to the last girl I dated for three years. No we didn't stay together. She was awesome I'm just a horrible person.
     
  9. Brodels Low IQ White Devil Oppressor of Blacks

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    Ouch damn no bjs for you.

    Hey great thread idea btw. I can't wait to hear what people have said. I did another one she had fat flabby tits. That got me so laid.
     
  10. Papawash clean and fresh

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    heresy!
     
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    "Get down on your... oh shit never mind commercials over."
     
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    will you marry me?
     
  13. Te Huna Matata Red Belt

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    I was 19 and regret this every day of my life.
     
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    You're a filthy casual (MMA fan)
     
  15. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    Thread filled up with win.
     
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    MMF or MFF
     
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    "You're a fucking lunatic and I feel bad for your daughter"

    "Get the fuck out of MY house" (everything is in my name so I was throwing that in her face)
     
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    "You need to start going to the gym. I need you to get a big and firm ass, otherwise I will go screw other girls."
     
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    "It's time for you to leave"
     

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