Workplace Weirdos

I worked with a guy who kept a big jar of peanut butter at his desk. He would go to Subway, bring his sub back to the office and slather that shit in peanut butter.
 
bref said:
i worked with a guy who kept a big jar of peanut butter at his desk. He would go to subway, bring his sub back to the office and slather that shit in peanut butter.
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lol!!!!!!!!!
 
When I was a floor installer in a union in Vancouver I worked on a crew with a guy with the nick name flounder. He was a very socially awkward, obese, nerdy, dirty guy who read a lot of fantasy books on break. The crew was full of rough assholes. When I met him i noticed the book he was reading and asked him about it. He paused, slowly closed the book and placed it on his lap. And began to lecture me about the fantasy story of the book as if it was real.

He was also very suppressed and quiet.

He was gone from work for a week one time because his wife had left him to have a 3some with another couple. allegedly she would take his kids over to their house and screw them up stairs while the kids played down stairs. really awful story.

At work, the rough crew of assholes I worked with openly made fun of him for it, asking him "so howz your wife flounder". and laughed.

It was the only time I have openly given my own supervisor shit. I told him how disgusting that was and that they should be worried about this guy coming to work with an AK.
 
rabidjesus said:
wait, people was there hands after they pee? At a urinal?

The guy i work with...i'm not gonna even try and put everything in here. He's 30 and still lives with his parents.

And he sleeps in their bed. No, i'm not kidding. I don't think he sleeps in it with them but 30 years old, never stops talking about emma watson and his obsession with porn so he has to masturbate in their bed.

another thing he did was ship a psp that he bought online to a coworkers house without asking for his address or even telling him. When the guy brought it into work he said he couldn't ship it to his house because his parents would kill him.

he's also a giant asshole who is always snitching on everyone.
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lol
 
WTF about poop stories, like that's the worst thing talked about on these forums?
 
Anyone work with this guy?

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What a weirdo....
 
I think you can talk about shit, but you can't post shit pics


I know this because I've shopped numerous masterpieces, only to have them taken down. even fake shit 'shops were taken down.
 
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I worked with a lady who did one of the following with her elderly mother's dog while she was watching it for a week...
(a) killed her dog (had it put down)
(b) 'accidently' let the dog run free/away
(c) gave the dog back to her mother

She told 3 different stories to 3 different people.... completely forgetting that my cubicle was next to hers and that I could hear all of her conversations on the phone.
 
MC Paul Barman said:
I worked with a lady who did one of the following with her elderly mother's dog while she was watching it for a week...
(a) killed her dog (had it put down)
(b) 'accidently' let the dog run free/away
(c) gave the dog back to her mother

She told 3 different stories to 3 different people.... completely forgetting that my cubicle was next to hers and that I could hear all of her conversations on the phone.
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she either has mpd

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or is a pathological liar

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MC Paul Barman said:
I worked with a lady who did one of the following with her elderly mother's dog while she was watching it for a week...
(a) killed her dog (had it put down)
(b) 'accidently' let the dog run free/away
(c) gave the dog back to her mother

She told 3 different stories to 3 different people.... completely forgetting that my cubicle was next to hers and that I could hear all of her conversations on the phone.
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I have a co-worker who did something similar. He was on the phone with someone. I heard the entire conversation. Once he hung up, he proceeded to tell me about the conversation, completely lying about what I had just heard him say on the phone. Not only that, it was the second time I heard him do that.

He is morbidly obese and probably retarded to some degree. On top of that, he looks like a circus clown without makeup. He will listen to a radio show, then come in the next morning and repeat exactly what the hosts of the show said, verbatim, as if they are his own thoughts. I know this because I happened to be listening to the same radio show he had heard the night before. I feel bad for him. But I also sort of would like to kick the shit out of him.
 
Washing in the toilet is very weird.. Riding a bike is good for you.

In the past, I have found many of the weirdest people to be in the "in" groups, some of which I have been a part of. The alcoholic gay guy with miserable women faction is always sadly strong, and so is the "we don't really want to work here, so if you show that you care about the company, we will get you, group." In todays society, if you are a normal white guy who doesn't act like a chick and has brains, there is a chance they won't let you get away with it. See California rampage killer who talked like a women and wondered why he didn't get laid.. I think he had to talk like that to "fit in."

I'm currently in a pretty normal "in group" where I do my work.. One of the guys simply doesn't talk, at all, so the crazy women leave him alone. The other guy is skinny enough not to be threatening, and he is cute. The girl in our group is amazingly normal. But if I lose a couple of the cool people from my group, I will be at risk from the ghetto talking loud complaining women who just don't get it, and get patted on the head for not getting it and being loud. I hope my current little group stays in tact.
 
bebop22k said:
I think you can talk about shit, but you can't post shit pics


I know this because I've shopped numerous masterpieces, only to have them taken down. even fake shit 'shops were taken down.
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lolol at "fake shit shops".

I don't think I have ever heard that before.
 
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