The Tea Time Cunts - seriously, fuck off with your making tea every 10 minutes you worthless milk guzzling morons
I used to have one that would come over and lean on the radiator behind me, clasping their cup, and go into great details about their dog walk the previous night - for 20 minutesThe Funny story guy: This son of a bitch throws the expectation out there that they have a funny story to tell. When they begin telling it, you quickly realize they can't tell stories and their sense of humor is so bad, you can't even make your face look normal while they tell it. They end the story with a version of, "I guess you had to be there" as they laugh awkwardly through the story. They do this 5 to 7 times a shift. Never fucking learn their lesson or improve their story-tellikg prowess.
I used to have one that would come over and lean on the radiator behind me, clasping their cup, and go into great details about their dog walk the previous night - for 20 minutes
Seriously man...
What makes them think that just because we happen to work in the same vicinity as them that we give a shit about the most mundane things that happen in their non existent life.I have one that used to share stories of God working in "hilarious" ways in their lives. I'm talking stories about losing the remote controller and finding it in the fridge type shit.
Are they moving still???
Oh the EMTs are here???
The Pricks That Don't Get Working Hours - Your working hours are 9 to 5, so be in work, WORKING, at 9am, not rock up at 8.59 and rush over to your computer to turn it on, then make yourself tea & breakfast and have a chat and MAYBE sit down at 9.30. And it means at 5pm you can shut shit down, not start winding down and washing up at 4.30 & changes into your shitty cheap gym gear so you can go and do your spin class you fat lazy whore
I blame this year, I need to get out moreThis one hits hard. My office window faces the compound and the amount of 8-4 people I see walking down the compound at 3:20 would make you
The Tea Time Cunts - seriously, fuck off with your making tea every 10 minutes you worthless milk guzzling morons
FUCKINGGGGGGGG
I blame this year, I need to get out more
People that talk very loud when on the phone for work purposes and constantly repeat "whimsical" catchphrases like "just another day in paradise" "working hard or hardly working?" etc. 50 times a day and chuckle afterwards every single time.
People that legit can't stay off their phone for more than 2 seconds (more props if it is a mobile game with silent mode turned off)
People that blast their shitty music in an open office and need to be told regularly that headphones exist
Exactly mate.Sounds like you work in England.
Tea-break every half an hour!
forgot we can't say s on here, can't we get an Englishman filter to say s if we mean cigarettes?Exactly mate.
Fucking workmen that rock up to your house but have to have a and a few teas before they can start work for the day
Exactly mate.
Fucking workmen that rock up to your house but have to have a and a few teas before they can start work for the day
Almost all workplace problems stem from bad leadership and management.
I wouldn't be using something as pliable as a keyboard to beat my victims