#workMOBtactics: SalvadorAllende is the employee of the day once again

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  1. SalvadorAllende Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Having already put my pre-advice (I will work until february 28th) and being a lazy SOB that always arrives 1 hour late (to be fair, there is not much work to do around here anyways) I still managed to become the favorite guy around once again, at least for the day.

    I have been promising my famous Crepes (we call them panqueques here but nothing to do with pancakes) to my co-workers and I delivered them today. The deal was simple.. I make the crepes and they buy the "dulce de leche" (like a mermelade of milk and sugar, delicious).

    I put my clock 20 mins earlier, I woke up and put the work in. Of course that would take me some time so today I had to arrive a little later for my standard. Only 1h30.


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    So there you go... 14 crepes (13 arrived, girl who slept over eat one at my place). There were a few missing in the picture because people just attacked them.

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    So now I'm putting my 45 minutes of daily work and go back to sherdogging the rest of the day.


    I think @Red Beard , our #workMOBtactics leader will be proud of this.


    So what about you guys? Do you guys also buy weeks of unpunished laziness just with a little gesture like this one?

    Good friday boys.



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    She was getting a tattoo. And no, she does not wear a spiderman mask
     
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  2. Threetrees BLM

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    Crepes are just hin pancakes
     
  3. Cole train Silver Belt

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    Op sounds like diabetes
     
  4. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    one hour late? i would have fired your stupid ass the first day, you got lucky i guess
     
  5. Red Beard Black Belt

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    I am pleased by this and I guarantee you will be able to arrive consistently late without recourse. Your ranking in the #workMOBtactics crew has been further solidified. Bonus points for making one for the girl at your house...shows her you can provide a filling in more ways than one. Nicely done!
     
  6. SalvadorAllende Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Honestly I'm doing intermittent fasting with low-carb (almost keto) diet.
    This counts as my cheat breakfast

    Yes, and they are awesome because you can put anything and just roll them. Much easier to eat.
     
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    It looks like you need a crepe to calm your tits down.
     
  8. Threetrees BLM

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    Nutella crepes are god
     
  9. BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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    Thanks for the pics of panqueques, but you forgot the pic of the broad who slept over?

    <{RoseRun}>
     
  10. SalvadorAllende Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Thanks brother. It means a lot to me.

    #workMOBtactics for life.
     
  11. Red Beard Black Belt

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    People...especially co-workers...like to feel appreciated and important. The small acts of kindness earn points that makes those co-workers much less likely to rat you out and create smoke for you. It goes a long way and you can literally become bulletproof at work by doing things like this. You are surely seen as an asset and team player. The doubters should take note.
     
  12. SalvadorAllende Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Fuck it, I feel like delivering today.. I'm adding one to the OP. Give me 2 mins.
     
  13. Red Beard Black Belt

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    Perfectly straight elbows. Well done indeed!
     
  14. marioh Red Belt

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    i don't bribe co-workers, they bribe me.
     
  15. mooseman17 Black Belt

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    I think I would have murdered you by now if I worked with you. France is the perfect place for you to move to imo, those motherfuckers have zero concept of time.
     

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