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Ok Mayberry...good advice from all walks of life.. is never a bad thing

Lets share advice, here's my contribution:

Personal (sexual) relationships within you place of business is professional suicide..

maybe not this time.. or the next time..

but eventually youll be looking for work and hoping you'll find something as good as what you had...but it isnt, and having regrets is the worst feeling ever
 
the closer your real self is to your ideal self, the happier you will be
 
don't ever light a fire using gasoline as your accelerant. Kerosene, methylated spirits and turpentine are all good accelerants. Gasoline is not to be fucked with.
 
It's better to remain silent and have people wonder if you are a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
 
Gold Bond on your balls in the summer is amazing. My balls don't get sweaty and sticky anymore.
 
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is perennial as the grass.Take kindly to the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
 
Gold Bond on your balls in the summer is amazing. My balls don't get sweaty and sticky anymore.

Best advice so far! What about the grundle??? Tips for that area
 
Best advice so far! What about the grundle??? Tips for that area

That's where I start dude. Cup your hand, pour about half a handful, lift your balls, pat it down, and work your way up.

Best done after shower.
 
The best pieces of advice are the ones my mother gave to me.

-Never eat spaghetti on a first date.

-If you come back from the pub with vomit on you, make sure it's your own. If it's blood, someone else's.

-Sincerity is key to life. If you can fake that, you're well away.


It's better to remain silent and have people wonder if you are a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

(what does that mean? You better say something or they'll think you're stupid) "Takes one to know one!" (swish)
 
If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… Because if you're good at lying, you're good at everything.
 
Someone once told me "always get a large pizza."
 
No matter how you feel, you can always control how you act. So can others. Don't accept less from yourself or anyone else.
 
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