Women that you haven't had sexual thoughts about?

[Chesten_Hesten]

No I'm not talking about the boner killing gutter pigs or wilde beasts, but attractive women that for whatever reason just never really had sexual thoughts about:

For me the #1 has to be Julie Andrews:

Yes Julie Andrews, you see as a kid I saw her in the likes of Sound of Music and Mary Poppins, and the image burned into my head of this lady is one of, I don't know, but its not sexual in anyway.
Maybe I saw her as too much a grown up at the time, and back then, as a kid people didn't go around thinking about humping grown ups as much maybe.

She's not a bad looking woman:

Spoiler

I mean, after she got those chompers fixed

Another one that almost has this affect on me is Audrey Hepburn:

Fortunately I could see doin some fancy humping with Audrey

What about you guys?

 

[Aegon Spengler]

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

thinly veiled coming out thread

 

[ROKKO]

I like that excuse too when I can't get an erection around girls.

"I swear it's because I haven't had sexual thoughts about you"

 

[Vergilius]

Rihanna. Every guy I knew thought she was teh hotness, but something about her always turned me off.

Oh, and your mom. Obviously.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

The one that never moved the needle and baffled me was Julia-Louis Dreyfus.

Smooth creamy skin, brunette, solid rack, good overall weight, and...nothing.

Was it the stupid hair that ruined it all? I don't know.

Now Julie Andrews would get plowed like a major thoroughfare in January

 

[JabToucher]

 

[JabToucher]

Rihanna. Every guy I knew thought she was teh hotness, but something about her always turned me off.

Oh, and your mom. Obviously.

Really? rihanna. I bet this might change your mind!

 

[Smokes]

nichol kidman's see though ass.

 

[Vergilius]

nichol kidman's see though ass.

Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut" was a summer strawberry atop a mound of whipped cream. Delicious.

 

[Vergilius]

Really? rihanna. I bet this might change your mind!

Nope. She just gives me this feeling that I would incur AIDS immediately at the point of impact. Dunno why.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

The things id do to Rhianna

 

[Brother Numsi]

I remember I was dancing with this hot blonde chick in red leather pants at this night club a long time ago. Dudes were staring at us thinking, "how they hell did that Negro pull that?" She was fine asf and was grinding on me but I never got aroused. Another time this chunky chick was grinding all over me unwarranted and I got hard on the size of an oak tree. Big girl wasn't ugly but she was far from my type.

I guess the dick wants what it wants

 

[yamahacrasher]

Halle Berry for me. I can see that she's a beautiful woman but she may as well be Polka fucking Roo for all the sexy feelings she gives me.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

for me Lucy Pinder has everything but ''sex appeal''

would rather sit at home alone, rubbing one out to Mary Poppins

 

[Rhood]

Julia Roberts, Rene Russo, Kim Kardashian, Uma Thurman, Gwen Stefani, Kate Moss

I've never once had any sexual thoughts about any of them.

 

[Barbas619]

No I'm not talking about the boner killing gutter pigs or wilde beasts, but attractive women that for whatever reason just never really had sexual thoughts about:

For me the #1 has to be Julie Andrews:

Yes Julie Andrews, you see as a kid I saw her in the likes of Sound of Music and Mary Poppins, and the image burned into my head of this lady is one of, I don't know, but its not sexual in anyway.
Maybe I saw her as too much a grown up at the time, and back then, as a kid people didn't go around thinking about humping grown ups as much maybe.

She's not a bad looking woman:

Spoiler

I mean, after she got those chompers fixed

Another one that almost has this affect on me is Audrey Hepburn:

Fortunately I could see doin some fancy humping with Audrey

What about you guys?

 

[Barbas619]

The one that never moved the needle and baffled me was Julia-Louis Dreyfus.

Smooth creamy skin, brunette, solid rack, good overall weight, and...nothing.

Was it the stupid hair that ruined it all? I don't know.

Now Julie Andrews would get plowed like a major thoroughfare in January

"Solid rack"?

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

"Solid rack"?

Not spectacular, mind you, but doing all right (pre-breast cancer, at least - maybe they're gone now)

 

[JabToucher]

for me Lucy Pinder has everything but ''sex appeal''




would rather sit at home alone, rubbing one out to Mary Poppins

I agree. Although she's so much more hotter now than ten odd years ago when she forst started modelling.