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THE Red Beard

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Why oh why can't women leave their eyebrows alone? They dye them, shave them off and draw them on again...what gives? If I see a woman that has altered eyebrows, especially with the new mask culture, my D sinks like a battleship. I'll give you some Hollywood examples.

The pencil-thins: Drew Barrymore
This look was all the rage for a while and I always thought it looked hilarious.
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Crazy arches with the crazy dye to match: Angelina Jolie
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Bruh! I see a ton on girls with these fucking things. Why don't they just leave their eyebrows alone?!?!?

The maybe you should do something eyebrows: Brittany Spears
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Ok, I know I said just leave them alone but maybe just tighten these things up Brit. You need to frame those crazy eyes!

I was on Facebook and a girl I banged has the craziest eyebrows I've ever seen. They were normal before but now they are absolutely wild. She draws the things one and makes the end near the bridge of her nose fat and square lol.
{<jordan}
Kinda makes me regret banging her after a Halloween party, but she was a slutty pirate. I later found out she was married and her husband was deployed.
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In conclusion, women need to figure out their eyebrows as it is 2021. Behind teeth, eyebrows can be my biggest turn off in a girl. It displays their insecurities like nothing else. What say you Sherbros??? <FutbolThink>
 
Why oh why can't women leave their eyebrows alone? They dye them, shave them off and draw them on again...what gives? If I see a woman that has altered eyebrows, especially with the new mask culture, my D sinks like a battleship. I'll give you some Hollywood examples.

The pencil-thins: Drew Barrymore
This look was all the rage for a while and I always thought it looked hilarious.
drew_barrymore4.jpg


Crazy arches with the crazy dye to match: Angelina Jolie
angelina_jolie2.jpg

Bruh! I see a ton on girls with these fucking things. Why don't they just leave their eyebrows alone?!?!?

The maybe you should do something eyebrows: Brittany Spears
britney_spears.jpg

Ok, I know I said just leave them alone but maybe just tighten these things up Brit. You need to frame those crazy eyes!

I was on Facebook and a girl I banged has the craziest eyebrows I've ever seen. They were normal before but now they are absolutely wild. She draws the things one and makes the end near the bridge of her nose fat and square lol.
{<jordan}
Kinda makes me regret banging her after a Halloween party, but she was a slutty pirate. I later found out she was married and her husband was deployed.
<2>
In conclusion, women need to figure out their eyebrows as it is 2021. Behind teeth, eyebrows can be my biggest turn off in a girl. It displays their insecurities like nothing else. What say you Sherbros??? <FutbolThink>
I think there’s another similar thread about this floating around somewhere in the sherdog sands of time. One guy shared a story that he worked at a tattoo shop and some chick wanted some tatted one but they refused so she went to a beauty salon where they did and came back a few weeks later wanting them fixed but again.. they refused. Finally he saw her a couple weeks later and she had them “fixed” at another tattoo shop and they looked absolutely fucked. I don’t get it either.
 
What's really going to blow your mind......... Are the girls that always cover their ears with their hair.........wait until you actually get to see them weird elf ears.........
 
I think there’s another similar thread about this floating around somewhere in the sherdog sands of time. One guy shared a story that he worked at a tattoo shop and some chick wanted some tatted one but they refused so she went to a beauty salon where they did and came back a few weeks later wanting them fixed but again.. they refused. Finally he saw her a couple weeks later and she had them “fixed” at another tattoo shop and they looked absolutely fucked. I don’t get it either.

I have had at least ten women I know say the hardest thing about the Covid restrictions is not being able to perfectly tighten their eyebrows haha. I have told all of them to save their money and stop doing their nails every three fucking weeks too. It is funny to me that women fixate on things zero men care about. When have you and your buddies been together and seen a woman and commenting one way or another on her natural eyebrows? I've only said negative things about altered eyebrows lol.
 
What's really going to blow your mind......... Are the girls that always cover their ears with their hair.........wait until you actually get to see them weird elf ears.........

Ok...this right here is so true! Girl I work with does this and we had some training and her hair was down but it made no sense with the graping training. She got her hair pulled and was hurt. Instructor told her she should tie her hair up and she said she'd rather get hurt.
 
I don't care how hot a chick is those eye brows would turn me off. LOL

I think it has to do with the level of trying or the insecurity it would take to do that. Same goes for women with lip fillers and botox. It's a refusal to age when in reality, MILF porn is hugely in demand. Guys don't mind a woman that ages.
 
I have had at least ten women I know say the hardest thing about the Covid restrictions is not being able to perfectly tighten their eyebrows haha. I have told all of them to save their money and stop doing their nails every three fucking weeks. It is funny to me that women fixate on things zero men care about. When have you and your buddies been together and seen a woman and commenting one way or another on her natural eyebrows? I've only said negative things about altered eyebrows lol.

Women compete against each other and it's not necessarily for our attention.......
 
I could go into a whole thread about my own female observations........let's just say, what you see and hear is not even the tip of the iceberg......
 
Women compete against each other and it's not necessarily for our attention.......

Are they attempting to lose? The hottest chicks to me are the girl next door chicks. I like a girl that looks normal not all fucking painted and tweezed. You know once you marry that one she'll let everything grow in and it will be WILD!
 
The only thing a woman has to do with her eyebrows is have two of them and not have them be thicker than Tom Selleck's mustache. Anything much beyond that is diminishing returns on their effort...ain't no uggo getting scooped up because of great eyebrows and ain't no supermodel getting kicked to the curb over last year's eyebrow style.
 
Are they attempting to lose? The hottest chicks to me are the girl next door chicks. I like a girl that looks normal not all fucking painted and tweezed. You know once you marry that one she'll let everything grow in and it will be WILD!

Women are really at war with each other on so many levels, you do have some who don't seem to care as much but, in general they are.
 
I could go into a whole thread about my own female observations........let's just say, what you see and hear is not even the tip of the iceberg......

We have all these incels on here and then we also have all these guys that throw women on this unreachable level. The large majority of women are completely insecure and this goes all the way to the top. Look at even the most successful IG model. They post all that shit for gratification (and money) but a lot of times it's insecurity. They always sprinkle in a post about some eating disorder they struggle with or depression they have. What you see on the surface isn't even close to the reality...you are way correct.
 
Why oh why can't women leave their eyebrows alone? They dye them, shave them off and draw them on again...what gives? If I see a woman that has altered eyebrows, especially with the new mask culture, my D sinks like a battleship. I'll give you some Hollywood examples.

The pencil-thins: Drew Barrymore
This look was all the rage for a while and I always thought it looked hilarious.
drew_barrymore4.jpg


Crazy arches with the crazy dye to match: Angelina Jolie
angelina_jolie2.jpg

Bruh! I see a ton on girls with these fucking things. Why don't they just leave their eyebrows alone?!?!?

The maybe you should do something eyebrows: Brittany Spears
britney_spears.jpg

Ok, I know I said just leave them alone but maybe just tighten these things up Brit. You need to frame those crazy eyes!

I was on Facebook and a girl I banged has the craziest eyebrows I've ever seen. They were normal before but now they are absolutely wild. She draws the things one and makes the end near the bridge of her nose fat and square lol.
{<jordan}
Kinda makes me regret banging her after a Halloween party, but she was a slutty pirate. I later found out she was married and her husband was deployed.
<2>
In conclusion, women need to figure out their eyebrows as it is 2021. Behind teeth, eyebrows can be my biggest turn off in a girl. It displays their insecurities like nothing else. What say you Sherbros??? <FutbolThink>
Sounds like you fucked a fat chick.
Everything you described sounds like fat girl eyebrows.
 
Sounds like you fucked a fat chick.
Everything you described sounds like fat girl eyebrows.

Bro she was a Boise dimey dime. These eyebrows transcend size. Skinny bitties are doing them too. My wife follows these troglodytes on IG and she shows me. All wacky eyebrows man. They are getting the crazy things tattooed now too.
 
Women are very good at putting on a front, it's not even a joke. They also have very good observational skills and go about things in a very indirect way.
 
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