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Women are such cows!!!!

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  1. Red Beard Red Belt

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  2. ThaiSexPills Pulsing tainted viagra

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    Women are terrible because they won’t sleep with TS and instead prefer more attractive partners. How dare they? Pure scum. They owe TS sex for being nice to them
     
  3. Red Beard Red Belt

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    You fell for the bait and didn't read the article...

     
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    It’s 2020.. there’s no time to read beyond the headline and possibly the first sentence of the post.
     
  5. Red Beard Red Belt

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    Fair...
     
  6. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    I like to play with womens udders.
     
  7. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Probably 50/50 on how many gossiping women and cows I have eaten...
     
  8. Renard Red Belt

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    That's adorable. I know that cows have a social life and communicate a lot. There's literally an "alpha cow" that the other cows follow around, I've seen them do it and spoken to farmers about it. They have a social hierarchy and all that.
     
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    Udderly disgusting!!!

    Buns or no buns???
     
  10. syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Oh I'm an ass man, so dive straight into that shit (literally) first...

    But if you're talking bread,

    Naw don't do that, to many carbs ..
     
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    almost all animals have a hierarchy
     
  12. Renard Red Belt

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    True, but I can't say that the social hierarchy of say, lobsters or shrimp, is very cute. Since we're mammals, we have more of a bond with other mammals.
     
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    lol, say that from inside the chimpanze cage at the zoo.... :p they will rip your face off and show it to you ffs!!!!

    I hate every ape I see, from chimpan A to chimpan Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
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    Read the article.

    Don't know about the science, here, or how far the communication goes. They're being pretty generalized. From what I can tell they're saying the cows modify their voice a little so all the other cows know which one is them??

    If they want to prove a language it shouldn't be impossible to synthesize cow voices much like they do with human voices and have a conversation with them. Doubt that's the case, but interesting to imagine.

    Also, Red hates women. It's known. :D
     
  15. Red Beard Red Belt

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    We are better than them!!! Say it with me homie!
     
  16. Oeshon Steel Belt

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    women are women.

    they can be completely powerful and destroy men, yet they can also be weak as water and dominated.

    it really depends on you on which area of the spectrum you fall on.
     
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  18. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Just how ugly are you exactly? Because I bet we could find a girl who would at least be willing to give you a handjob.
     
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    Women can dominate and destroy weak men. Need to keep those instincts sharp.

    True story...I used to be the King of handjobs. Women don't always want the secks but handjobs are easy to get. I'm like a solid New Hampshire 8. If I didn't work where I do I'd add my pic to Bobby Boulders thread. I'm not scared homie just cautious in this #metoo generation.
     
  20. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    This phrase is a dead giveaway that you are an incel. Like women are just chomping at the bit to accuse you of rape. Because you’re so famous and wealthy, right?

    There’s no need to be cautious. Just don’t rape women. It’s pretty simple.
     

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