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    Didn’t realize Eartha Kitt died, sorry.
     
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    butterface on toast please.
     
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    r/strangestboner
     
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    Is there nothing I cant fap to online?
     
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    Replace the bread with sexy ass, and I'm in.
     
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    Gurl, I'll cover meself in dough and sprinkle mah balls with breadcrumbs.

    Come-hither!!!

    <{jackyeah}><{jackyeah}><{jackyeah}>
     
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    Well, we’ve had a decade to get over it.
     
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    I wonder if she makes any dough doing this.

    I'd love to see her phone's camera roll.

    She must wake up with crust in her eyes.

    What a delicate flour!

    She's a gluten for punishment.

    The top video is multi-grainy.

    If she missed the croissants she'd be toast.
     
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    This will cause yet another deadly virus, won't it?
     
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    Wood smash my face in her bread and her box.
     
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    I am experiencing both shame and an erection simultaneously.
     
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    Dick pics?
     
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    My loaf is rising
     
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    Looks like something Adele stopped doing...
     
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    I want to see her do it with toasted italian. Might break skin.

    Bread looks comfy too
     
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