Woman dies in a laundry shoot out

Are you trying to have a serious discussion about this? Because this is the Berry, not the War Room.
 
I just Tumbled into this thread because of the title. You have a Dryer sense of humor than most. You really gave it your All, but what did you Gain? Maybe with a few likes, you can Drum up support and the Tide will turn with this one. But you're likely to Agitate a few folks, no matter how you Spin this story.

Cheer(s)!
 
TS is washed up.
 
gigantalor said:
I just Tumbled into this thread because of the title. You have a Dryer sense of humor than most. You really gave it your All, but what did you Gain? Maybe with a few likes, you can Drum up support and the Tide will turn with this one. But you're likely to Agitate a few folks, no matter how you Spin this story.

Cheer(s)!
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fuck you, have a like
 
Sad. Hopefully authorities can iron out the details.

Also, Ty Steele sounds like a pornstar name.
 
Did the shooter get away clean with what he came for, or was it a wash?
 
never wash your clothes
 
Musta been a.... wide load. wait, is that even a laundry joke? idk but im gonna go with it
 
gigantalor said:
I just Tumbled into this thread because of the title. You have a Dryer sense of humor than most. You really gave it your All, but what did you Gain? Maybe with a few likes, you can Drum up support and the Tide will turn with this one. But you're likely to Agitate a few folks, no matter how you Spin this story.

Cheer(s)!
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If maybe she was to let out a Shout, maybe the tide would have turned in her favor? Maybe is she had an Xtra Arm & Hammer, the shooter would have been Wisked away, or maybe via simple clothesline, and we would be in a new Era with more to Gain.

Ironically, it's me that feels dirty after all those laundry puns
 
Dude this thread turned out better than I expected.

In case people were wondering wtf I was talking about. Yahoo had a front page article up for a while titled "Woman found dead in laundry shoot"

By the time I had made the thread, I guess they went back and corrected it.

Comments are luls though.

"A laundry Shoot? Is that a competition?"

"Everyone associated with this article should be fired. Journalism is dead."

"A laundry shoot? This article is a complete fail."

"Apparently all the editors have died or retired, and professional journalists are not more. There is no such thing as a "laundry shoot," unless it is a scene from a Quentin Tarantino movie, where everyone in a laundromat is executed. If the would-be writer of this article is referring to a narrow, sometimes vertical passageway through which clothing is dropped into a bin to await washing, that structure is called a laundry "chute." What is even more painful than making such errors in writing, is seeing them worked into the large-font title at the top of your story. My sympathies."
 
I'm so fucking confused but the chick was hot. RIP.
 
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