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  1. fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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  2. Madmick Zugzwang Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Are you trying to have a serious discussion about this? Because this is the Berry, not the War Room.
     
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    I just Tumbled into this thread because of the title. You have a Dryer sense of humor than most. You really gave it your All, but what did you Gain? Maybe with a few likes, you can Drum up support and the Tide will turn with this one. But you're likely to Agitate a few folks, no matter how you Spin this story.

    Cheer(s)!
     
  4. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    TS is washed up.
     
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    Ban laundries.
     
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    TS has been hung out to dry.
     
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    fuck you, have a like
     
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    She gave no quarter.
     
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    Sad. Hopefully authorities can iron out the details.

    Also, Ty Steele sounds like a pornstar name.
     
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    Did the shooter get away clean with what he came for, or was it a wash?
     
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    never wash your clothes
     
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    Musta been a.... wide load. wait, is that even a laundry joke? idk but im gonna go with it
     
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    If maybe she was to let out a Shout, maybe the tide would have turned in her favor? Maybe is she had an Xtra Arm & Hammer, the shooter would have been Wisked away, or maybe via simple clothesline, and we would be in a new Era with more to Gain.

    Ironically, it's me that feels dirty after all those laundry puns
     
  17. fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Dude this thread turned out better than I expected.

    In case people were wondering wtf I was talking about. Yahoo had a front page article up for a while titled "Woman found dead in laundry shoot"

    By the time I had made the thread, I guess they went back and corrected it.

    Comments are luls though.

    "A laundry Shoot? Is that a competition?"

    "Everyone associated with this article should be fired. Journalism is dead."

    "A laundry shoot? This article is a complete fail."

    "Apparently all the editors have died or retired, and professional journalists are not more. There is no such thing as a "laundry shoot," unless it is a scene from a Quentin Tarantino movie, where everyone in a laundromat is executed. If the would-be writer of this article is referring to a narrow, sometimes vertical passageway through which clothing is dropped into a bin to await washing, that structure is called a laundry "chute." What is even more painful than making such errors in writing, is seeing them worked into the large-font title at the top of your story. My sympathies."
     
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    I'm so fucking confused but the chick was hot. RIP.
     
  19. Jayzer193 Purple Belt

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    What about a poop shoot?
     
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    "Laundry chute", where did it say there was a shooting?
     

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