Social Will single women be desperate for D after the coronavirus passes?

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  1. surrealworlds

    surrealworlds <-----.............

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    Women always want D. If you ain't getting pussy it's a simple formula.
    Money.
    Good Looks/Genetics.
    In shape/ripped.
    Charming.
    Humorous.
    Intelligent.

    6 Categories. Excel at just one and you can get laid. The higher you score in each additional category the better quality woman you get and the more frequency you get laid.

    Some guys live just fine on one category. Some guys swim in pussy by having many categories perfected. The effort you put into each category pays back exponentially.
     
  2. Brother Numsi

    Brother Numsi Brown Belt

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    Broads are always thirsty for the D. A lot of times it's the ones that are already in relationships

    If this Corona thing is under control by the summer, expect to see some serious hoeing going on because everybody is going to be looking for parties or concerts to hook up at.

    Too bad I'm not a young stud anymore or I'd be trying to clean up this summer if things return to 'normal.'
     
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  3. Red Beard

    Red Beard Purple Belt

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    Absolutely! Oh I thought you meant vitamin D. Dick? No...tell your "friend" to buy a flashlight because he sounds unoriginal and lacking of any ability to pick up women. He also may be holding on to his glory days.
     
  4. Goonerview

    Goonerview Gold Belt

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    Phone numbers don’t mean shit anymore. Women often give out their numbers just to get rid of a guy.

    If you are measuring success with women in getting their phone numbers ...
     
  5. frye666

    frye666 Black Belt

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    I do not believe that.
     
  6. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    They better be ready

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  7. MoparOrNoCar

    MoparOrNoCar Black Belt

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    Like most women are smart enough to wait this out?

    They're already getting the D. They're letting you down easy by telling you to wait until corona is done.
     
  8. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    DM full of Gen Z(a lot of them look much older than they rightfully should, just saying) and the Whatsapp full of Millennial future cat ladies and single moms right now actually. Feels good man.
     
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  9. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    Based on TS post history and man love for Conor I bet his "wife" haven't gotten any from him in years..
     
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  10. shinobimusashi

    shinobimusashi Purple Belt

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    Nah bitches don't just hand their phone numbers out on Tinder, all numbers I've gotten off of Tinder have ended up in the bedroom.
     
  11. RowdyLesnar

    RowdyLesnar NoFucksGiven

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    Username checked.
     
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  12. Goonerview

    Goonerview Gold Belt

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    Wow, a 100% conversion rate of going from phone number to vaginal penetration ... you are pretty smooth!
     
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  13. I Am Legion

    I Am Legion Red Belt

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    I’m sure with the crop of pale pasty chubby nerdy ass out of shape scumbags out there, most are fine with a warm bath and a waterproof toy.
     
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  14. Cole train

    Cole train Red Belt

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    Why is pale a negative?

    Sounds racist

    Mods ban this man!
     
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  15. I Am Legion

    I Am Legion Red Belt

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    I meant from lack of sun from quarantine. Nothing wrong with a natural pale.
     
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  16. Pacemaker Joe

    Pacemaker Joe Silver Belt

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    Good news for neckbeards, covid causes you to lose your sense of smell, so that's one less offputting thing for a recovering woman to have to overcome about you.
     
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  17. TKing

    TKing Brown Belt

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    They are currently, my job is around 90% women and 10% guys and the females are way more feisty lately. Especially the married/taken ones.
     
  18. HunterAcosta

    HunterAcosta Brown Belt

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    Nah sad to say, but many peeps are gonna have more pressing concerns if this goes past summer especially service industry peeps . Those pressing concerns would be food and shelter.
     
  19. MicroBrew

    MicroBrew Steel Belt

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    You work at a :
    Health care facility?
    Hairdresser?
    Daycare?
    Garment retailing or manufacturing concern?
     
  20. templewarrior

    templewarrior Blue Belt

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    Who are we kidding? Us sherbros will be asking the cool guys if we can smell their fingers...
     
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