News Will one of you Canadians come and get your damn geese?

[ralphc1]

Canada geese are flying around honking and shitting on everything. They can't seem to find their way farther North and I'm not allowed to shoot them. They just fly around in circles day after day starting as soon as it's light until just about dark. I suspect it's like @Clippy trying to get back to his house after a few hours in his party garage. Maybe Canada isn't allowing them to cross the border?

Supposedly they don't like the smell of grape Kool-Aide or grape Jolly Ranchers but who can cover their property with them?

Anyone else getting bothered by these obnoxious immigrants from the Great White North?

 

[hohner]

Lol I doubt it

 

[mb23100]

Nothing good ever came out of Canada

 

[SamSchmidt]

Shoot them

 

[Wizzlebiz]

I live in the hood. Hence my property IS covered in grape koolaid.


Bigger issue for me is dipshits shooting off rounds while drunk.

 

[JAEGERX]

shoot them with a shotgun and bbq them

 

[JackWhite]

 

[IloveTHIS]

Here they love a grocery store parking lot right in the middle of the city. It's really bizzare, you would think the thousands of cars zipping around constantly would scare them away but nope. They've claimed it and wont leave

 

[hohner]

Nothing good ever came out of Canada

Jellied moose nose says you're an ass.

 

[Tone C]

Huh, probably being helped migrate by whoever just did the Sherdog migration of 2020.

 

[Clippy]

Hey

 

[frye666]

Trust me, don’t get into a fight with one. They have attitude.

 

[3825 968]

shoot them with a shotgun and bbq them

Theyre dog food at best. Theyre good for sinking plastic bags too

 

[Don Quixote]

Here they love a grocery store parking lot right in the middle of the city. It's really bizzare, you would think the thousands of cars zipping around constantly would scare them away but nope. They've claimed it and wont leave

A friend of mine and a buddy of his have a truck they use to transport stuff for their job at this huge facility. He said everyday while riding shotgun they would have to stop for the geese blocking the roads, slowing them down in the process. One day his buddy got tired of them and just plowed over them in the truck.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Just treat them like bison. No one will cur.

 

[IloveTHIS]

A friend of mine and a buddy of his have a truck they use to transport stuff for their job at this huge facility. He said everyday while riding shotgun they would have to stop for the geese blocking the roads, slowing them down in the process. One day his buddy got tired of them and just plowed over them in the truck.

 

[DarkneT]

We get tons of these fucking things in the Lake District and I HATE THEM
All the other birds are chill

then these Canadian pricks come along and start biting shit outta my hands

clippy
Come get your birds