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  1. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    Dad died yesterday. Had no will, so his house and his $2,000 in the bank is all he had and I think that means it will go to probate court and likely be evenly distributed among me and my siblings.

    But here's the question. I have his atm card and I know his pin. The bank doesn't know he's dead yet. I could theoretically go take that money out and use it to pay for some of the funeral expenses.

    I'm kinda pissed at him for not making any arrangements ahead of time and leaving me to figure all this out and pay for the entire funeral out of my own pocket. I'd been reminding him to take care of this shit for years now and he didn't. He knew he didn't have long. So I feel like any money he has left should go towards his funeral.

    2k is not enough, I'm still going to be on the hook for the rest, but it would help.

    Anyhoo, I feel like even though I may have valid justification, that this might be illegal and get me into trouble.

    @Law Talkin’ Guy
     
  2. Aronized Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Condolence for your loss x
     
  3. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Rip to dad
     
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  4. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    I’m sorry for your loss.
     
  5. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    Yeah he seems super sad

     
  6. Aronized Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Should still say that, a loss is still a loss.
     
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  7. Fugazy You sure about that, that that’s why?

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    Tell them that’s what he wanted and he asked you to do it. If and only if it will save you and your family money.
     
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  8. Provocateur Red Belt

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    RIP
    Could be trouble if siblings find out.
     
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  9. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    Thanks for the condolences. My relationship with my father was complicated to say the least, so if I seem cold that's why. He was an abusive father who later tried to make amends. Let's just say he got halfway there.

    So am I sad, yes, but it's not the same as some of you who had good dads
     
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  10. Sonny Qc Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    this is sad in more than one way,
    keep ya head up buddeh!

    sending you good vibes
     
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  11. fingercuffs Rebelfetts future wife Platinum Member

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    Yeah, they need to be told in case it blows up in the future.

    @Fedorgasm I'm really sorry you lost your dad. Ignore any disgusting comments on here, they're lowlife mouthbreathing common as muck jackals.
     
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  12. Dee Cups Banned Banned

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    sorry for your loss, Doug Stanhope has already did a bit about buying stuff with money of a dead parent.

     
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  13. Chesten_Hesten Sling'n Lead & Slapp'n Pussies, Ya Dig?

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    @Fedorgasm
    I don't think $2000 is enough for the trouble of arresting you.

    It'll be a civil matter between you and your siblings. Will they help pay the rest of the funeral expenses? If not, they shouldn't complain about the cash. Only the property.

    Goid luck and sorry for the loss.
     
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  14. MichiganMMA1978 Brown Belt

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    I thought you were banned to your personal thread.... You should go back there.
     
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  15. Smokes Red Belt

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    Sorry for you pops dude.
     
  16. bobgeese Steel Belt

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    Don't do that.
     
  17. BlankaPresident Purple Belt

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    Sorry for your loss.

    I don't know shit of american laws but I suspect that may be pictured as fraud. I doubt anyone cares though, unless your siblings are incredibly assholes.
     
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  18. SammyPops Steel Belt

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    Kind of a big risk fro $2K no?
     
  19. William Huggins Red Belt

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    It's not worth it.
     
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  20. jefferz Steel Belt

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    If you draw that $2000, you better spend some of it on rectal dilators to prepare your butthole for prison.
    Don’t be stupid.
     
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