Wife thread... Need opinion

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  1. TheGumby

    TheGumby Claymation Belt

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    So first off I'll say to all the sarcastic posters on here I applaud your hilarious albeit incredibly witty responses.

    I'm a single income household father of two kids. The two kids are not mine genetically but I have raised them for two years and they call me Dad. I'm fortunate enough to have a career which doesn't require my wife to work. I basically sacrifice all of my time to provide for everyone else. I'm happy to do so because I love all of them very much. That being said I do really enjoy a very clean house and things in the right place. I come home and I look around and although the house isn't a wreck it's just not clean. I'm obviously a clean freak. It upsets me because I feel so disrespected that I spend 65 to 75 hours a week at work and I don't have hardly any time outside of work and sleep to do anything. Therefore I ask her to just keep the house clean. I see it as a form of under appreciation and laziness and it is seriously causing a rift. I talk about it all the time and it leads to argument after argument. Am I over reacting? What would you do?
     
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  2. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Stop buying them food, and use the money to hire a maid.

    They'll get the hint.




    And if they don't take the hint, start banging the maid and start a new family.

    You'll know she knows how to clean.
     
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  3. phoenixikki

    phoenixikki Black Belt

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    Touch her with teh jab
     
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    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    I guess it depends on how crazy you are when you mean "clean freak", but I think you're right, it's the least she could do.
     
  5. EJAXXX

    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    Or just get a divorce and leave them all in the dust... That would solve this.
     
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    specter1001 Purple Belt

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    Make your lazy wife get a job so you can afford to cut some time out of your work schedule to do the cleaning yourself.
     
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  7. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    You kidding? A mother with two kids is being divorced by her husband, and the judge won't make the husband pay out of the ass?

    Yeah, sure.
     
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    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Oh, and fill the house with uppercuts.
     
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  9. EJAXXX

    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    Of course I'm kidding.

    He could flee the country though..
     
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  10. EJAXXX

    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

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    You kidding? A mother with two kids is being uppercutted all around the house by her husband, and the judge won't send him to jail?

    Yea, sure.


    ;)
     
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  11. Prime Yossarian

    Prime Yossarian Brown Belt

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    Hey TS, I work a lot too and when I come home I like to have a clean place, but on my days off the last thing I want to do is spend all my time working and doing chores.

    I got a cleaner and for the relatively small amount of money I pay every 2 weeks, its so worth it as I can fully relax on my days off. It's worth it.
     
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    Papawash clean and fresh

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    Lessen your work hours to do bjj, the urge to sleep will keep you from being the neatfreak that you are.
     
  13. Mike

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    Been in that situation before. Honestly doing the traditional family thing with modern women fucking sucks. Even if you pay for everything a lot of them don't want to cook and clean all the time. It ends up with you being treated like you're a chauvinist, but if you provide all or the bulk of the income it's reasonable to expect a clean house.
     
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  14. Jellis31

    Jellis31 Green Belt

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    You want a WOMAN to clean your house while she's raising kids that aren't yours yet you're helping raise and support them?

    YOU WANT A WOMAN TO CLEAN?!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    how old are the kids though? if kids are young, they can eat up a lot of time bc of the attention they require, or even after you clean up they just keep making messes lol. can be hard to keep up with. but idk.
     
  16. llperez22

    llperez22 Red Belt

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    is she lazy and doesnt want to clean or does she just think your standards for a clean house are too high or is she legit busy all day? What is her viewpoint on this?
     
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    llperez22 Red Belt

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    also a pic of you and the wife so we can decide if you should put up with it
     
  18. Kraysla

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    Have your wife get a PT job and cut your hours back to 40 so you have more time for yourself.
     
  19. M3t4tr0n

    M3t4tr0n Sheriff of Sherfront

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    Give your wife meth regularly and she'll clean the shit out of your place.... or take apart all the electronics and try to fix them when they're not broken then come down and start a new project when she goes back up again.
     
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  20. Iscariott

    Iscariott Green Belt

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    You are killing yourself at work and taking your miserable life out on your wife.

    If she's actually a lazy bitch you wouldn't have married her. More likely she cooks and cleans up as best anyone Normal can while children destroy it behind them. You come home and decide it's not clean enough because you are miserable.

    For reference the married girl I've been fucking gets the same noise from her husband.

    ... Do you live in West Jersey? Jk she doesn't have two kids.
     

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