Wife just left me

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  1. luv24nic8

    luv24nic8 Purple Belt

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    We've been married for 11.5 years - I was being a jerk earlier, but not that big of a jerk- I have one son that just started 6th grade-

    I said that I was sorry, but told her to do what she thinks is best. Also, she didn't make dinner.

    I really hate to see it end, but wth-

    Bummed, but not really.

    Any advice sherdoggers?
     
  2. shanegotu11

    shanegotu11 Brown Belt

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    Get a girl who will cook you dinner, you're worth it....
     
  4. luv24nic8

    luv24nic8 Purple Belt

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    No- this is for realz
     
  5. luv24nic8

    luv24nic8 Purple Belt

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    Thanks - my mom thinks so too
     
  6. Winter-John

    Winter-John Purple Belt

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    Lawyer up as fast as you can. Unless your broke, then fuck it, go to a bar and find a skank. Don't go for the hawt chick. That's for later. First you need a grimey skank you can roll around in.
     
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    Congratulations.
     
  8. sleepwalk

    sleepwalk pork roll, egg and cheese belt Platinum Member

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    I can't find fault in this at all. Maybe a slightly-more-than-thick girl instead of some questionable ghost pussy but, yeah, get one in the W column to break up your blues.
     
  9. shanegotu11

    shanegotu11 Brown Belt

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    Damn im sorry
     
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    Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    It will probably end up being the best thing that ever happened to you.
     
  11. Medical Marijuana Man

    Medical Marijuana Man Buddah Buddah Buddah

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    What did you do
     
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    Whats her Facebook?
     
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    Sorry to hear that man..

    I'm praying for you.
     
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    Being a divorce lawyer must be the most surreal experience possible. Making tons of loot off the suffering of two people and trying to take scorned lovers of everything they're worth.
     
  16. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    I love how your biggest concern is that she didn’t make dinner.

    <Oku02>
     
  17. Cheese

    Cheese Banned Banned

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    grab the kid and leave the state before she lawyers up.
     
  18. loyalyolayal

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    Convert to Islam then stone her to death.
     
  19. Snolla

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    he's trolling you guys so hard.
    10/10
     
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  20. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    It actually sounds like a man who was married too long to the wrong woman and just doesn’t give a shit anymore.
     

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