Wife is hella sick

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She woke up and started puking. She did this all night long like every 5 minutes. I didn't know how to help her so I was just like, "Ummm, keep drinking fluids." It was rough. I barely got any sleep. I hope I don't catch whatever the hell she has. I'm suppose to fly in a couple of days. I hope she doesn't puke again tonight. I need my sleepy time.
 
She has a stomach flu, food poisoning, or cancer.

Hope it's not cancer.
 
...or else NHB8 is on the way...
 
how long u gonna be out of town?

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I had a buddy who used to sleep in his guest bedroom whenever his wife was sick. Seemed pretty douche-y to me.
 
I heard the aids caused these symptoms too. Does she have the aids?
 
I had a buddy who used to sleep in his guest bedroom whenever his wife was sick. Seemed pretty douche-y to me.

Yeah, year 1 I would have been holding her hair and telling her I love her and "this too shall pass." Year 8 is more like, "Shit, that sucks. Sorry babe. Hopes ya don't feel shitty tomorrow."
 
You didn't use enough poison?
 
That sucks, man. Hope she feels better soon.
 
Thoughts and prayers go out to your wife for a speedy recovery!
 
Lol dude's wife is sick and he's worried about losing sleep.
 
You fly with no worries dude. Give me your address, I'll fix her. You'll find her healthy and happy when you come back.
 
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