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  1. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    She woke up and started puking. She did this all night long like every 5 minutes. I didn't know how to help her so I was just like, "Ummm, keep drinking fluids." It was rough. I barely got any sleep. I hope I don't catch whatever the hell she has. I'm suppose to fly in a couple of days. I hope she doesn't puke again tonight. I need my sleepy time.
     
  2. HereticBD Titanium Belt

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    She has a stomach flu, food poisoning, or cancer.

    Hope it's not cancer.
     
  3. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    ...or else NHB8 is on the way...
     
  4. Fuzzybabyducks i like ketchup

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    how long u gonna be out of town?

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  5. Tycho Brah You drink water, I drink anarchy Platinum Member

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    I had a buddy who used to sleep in his guest bedroom whenever his wife was sick. Seemed pretty douche-y to me.
     
  6. michal001 Brown Belt

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    I heard the aids caused these symptoms too. Does she have the aids?
     
  7. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    Yeah, year 1 I would have been holding her hair and telling her I love her and "this too shall pass." Year 8 is more like, "Shit, that sucks. Sorry babe. Hopes ya don't feel shitty tomorrow."
     
  8. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    How long have you had that pic queued up, waiting for your opportunity?
     
  9. Fuzzybabyducks i like ketchup

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    roughly 4 months, 6 days and 7 hours
     
  10. NHB7 Steel Belt

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    We really need a "Don't like" button.
     
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  12. ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    You didn't use enough poison?
     
  13. sub_thug Silver Belt

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    That sucks, man. Hope she feels better soon.
     
  14. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Thoughts and prayers go out to your wife for a speedy recovery!
     
  15. IndyCovaHart Gold Belt

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    Lol dude's wife is sick and he's worried about losing sleep.
     
  16. HereticBD Titanium Belt

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    You mean an "Oh' shit! No, no, NOOOOO!" button.
     
  17. SherdogGoat Platinum & Braco Belt Banned

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    You fly with no worries dude. Give me your address, I'll fix her. You'll find her healthy and happy when you come back.
     
  18. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    lost it
     
  19. Mocesting The Delapitated Silver Belt Platinum Member

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  20. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    my initial thought tbh. opie doesnt even sound useful n comforting -45 points on his man license
     

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