Wife has dead mouse in car

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  1. Red Beard Black Belt

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    I'm crazy OCD and my car is absolutely immaculate. Wife on the other hand, has a newer car but she still keeps protein bar wrappers and other trash in her driver's side door. It drives me nuts and I have told her that she needs to not do that. Fast forward to yesterday and I smell a dead mouse in the garage. I track the smell down to her driver's side door. This...this boys, is a time I finally have her pinned against a wall and I AM RIGHT!!!!

    The mouse was trying to get to her peanut butter protein bar wrappers in her door but in turn got stuck in the door and died. I was right and she admitted it! My reward for being right????

    I have to take the door apart and fish the dead mouse out.

    <FutbolThink>

    ...but I was still right.

    Hey Sherbros, do your wives keep their cars filthy for some idiotic reason????

    {<huh}
    Clean your cars ladies!!!

    <PlusJuan><JagsKiddingMe>
     
  2. Cole train Silver Belt

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    Add dead wife to cars inventory with dead mouse
     
  3. El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    You should make her take the dead mouse out.
     
  4. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    Dude, you may be smart, but you know so little... It’s a trap. You’re never ‘right’ in a relationship with a female. At best, you let her artfully concede and never mention it again, reveling in your glory silently.

    Telling your lady that you were correct and leaving her no choice but to admit it is a one way ticket bullshit-ville. You’re now the mayor of that town... and you can expect a distinct lack of sex, and and uptick in unnecessary bullshit.

    Believe me... I used to live there.
     
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  5. Red Beard Black Belt

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    You're not married, are you???

    You're divorced, aren't you???
     
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  6. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    Thankfully, no...

    With the woman of my dreams and very happy, partly because I’ve found more subtle ways to let her know I’m right about something than telling her. That is a fools game, my friend.
     
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  7. Red Beard Black Belt

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    Listen man,I wasn't disrespectful about it, but I was a technician with the announcement. I traced out my reasoning and she conceded. I didn't rub it in and she saw me watching videos about how to take the door off. She is thankful that I look out for her but being right and getting that recognition is big news bro. Woman don't like to admit they were way wrong. It's in their nature.
     
  8. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    That is big news. I’m living your achievement vicariously through you lol.

    That’s rare.
     
  9. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    Women egos are worse than mens
     
  10. Red Beard Black Belt

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    It's rarely talked about. This is why the thread was created. It needs to be documented and we need to be better as a male team.
     
  11. Red Beard Black Belt

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    This is all of our victories. When I get that dead mouse out, I'll kiss him on his mouse mouth.
     
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  12. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    <{jackyeah}>
     
  13. Batjester Thanos is right.

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    She's killing you in your sleep. RIP.
     
  14. Woldog твоя мама гей

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    Pics of wife
     
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    Pics of dead mouse
     
  16. superking Poet — Traveler — Soldier of Fortune

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    Let it deteriorate until it's just a skeleton, smell will eventually go away.

    It'll be a good lesson for her having to smell that for a week or two.
     
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  17. rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    Never heard their music, but I heard they are good. She only listens in the car? CD or MP3?
     
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  18. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    This past weekend I went shopping at Target(my girl is white, what can ya do) for some clothes for my nephew
    I gotta admit I was real surprised at how stylish their Jack And Cat brand is, bought way more clothes than I planned on cause they had a lotta cool looking shit
    Just wanted to give you some dap for that
     
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    Poor Mickey(
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  20. Tone C Gold Belt

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    We have 3 cats , 2 dogs.

    1 cat is wife's, 1 is daughter's, 1 is son's.
    Want to guess who gets rid of all the dead creatures they bring in ?
     
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