Wife crashes her own funeral, horrifying her husband, who had paid to have her killed

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  1. TCE

    TCE Ruthless Platinum Member

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    Read the rest here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...band-who-had-paid-have-her-killed/?tid=sm_fb#
     
  2. Ibis

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    She fucked up a perfectly good long term cover for a short term thrill.
     
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  3. Lucifer Alpha

    Lucifer Alpha The Catastrophe

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    The hitmen will be shamed for gender discrimination.
     
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    El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    cant wait for hollywood to make this a movie
     
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  5. Ibis

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    Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper?
     
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    milliniar Who needs a belt?

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    maybe they just have a code.
     
  7. El Chimpo

    El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    that or depp and bonham carter
     
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  8. Bald1

    Bald1 War Room Can

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    8 kids? That's the shocking story, not the attempted murder bit.
     
  9. EmpireShallFall

    EmpireShallFall Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Was VroomyJeeps the husband?
     
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    Hope if they do make this a movie, she sits up in the casket in the middle of the wake instead of waiting until after the funeral to make her appearance.
     
  11. spin_

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    Not really, they come from a third world country, and those aren't known for their love of contraception.
     
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    uWot not-so-official God of All Mods

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    This is like some bad Bollywood movie.

    The kidnappers had morals and let her go? Where did the husband find them, in a Cracker Jack box?

    That said, it's a feel-good story. I wonder if those people who kidnapped her got in trouble though. I mean, they did take her at gunpoint and held her for two days.
     
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    Bald1 War Room Can

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    I understand that.

    My point is the state imported immigrants from an incompatible culture, and now they're saddled with 8 mouths to feed.
     
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    Really? That's the story?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Bald1 War Room Can

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    Breaking non-story!! Man fails to have wife assassinated! Amusing story at 5.

    That's not news worthy except as a fluff piece.
     
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    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Waltzing Matilda was based on this heroine's trials that she went through.
     
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    Mocrates Ik ben Groot.

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    Don't War Room it up in here.
     
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  18. Bald1

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    Shit. Forgot where I was. My bad.
     
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    wouldn't be surprised if the hitmen are a bunch of scarfs and fedora wearing male feminists
     
  20. Oenomaus

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    Nothing says "Congolese husband who tried to have wife killed" like Bradley Cooper
     

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