Wife chops off cheating husbands penis... twice

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  1. JosephDredd

    JosephDredd Gold Belt

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    http://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/

    Link has pictures of the penis-less man attacking his wife outside the hospital.

    I would seriously kill her. Without a penis I wouldn't really care if I was in prison or not.
     
  2. windkick

    windkick Flying Toe Hold.

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    So you would get raped in the butt and also not have a penis.

    Lovely.
     
  3. Uber KO

    Uber KO vBookie Welfare Belt Platinum Member

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    Like a horse ...
     
  4. SpidermanISGOAT

    SpidermanISGOAT Purple Belt

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    Same id off her. And then off myself,

    Not even a fate I wish on my worst enemies. Only a fate those who torture children sexually deserve.

    Really I don't see the point to life or what would be worth living for as a man without a penis. And any man who says life would be worth living without a penis is obviously not thinking clearly or is not a man.
     
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    Jesus Christ! Bitch should get the death penalty.
     
  7. metal

    metal saying what i want Platinum Member

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    Moral of the story dont cheat. She is a crazy bitch no doubt, and a man should never underestimate the crazy shit a woman will do.
     
  8. Phoenix Down

    Phoenix Down Banned Banned

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    How about moral of the story is don't marry a fucking psychopath?
     
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    Pretty ballsy.
     
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    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Crazy. Fucking. Bitch.
     
  11. Merlotte's

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    Whatever happened to measure twice cut once.
     
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    Did she cut at the stitches, or make a new cut entirely? Ouch.
     
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    She probably cut further down the shaft just so he could feel it.
     
  15. Phoenix Down

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    He literally chased her, dickless and bleeding, through the hospital, out into the streets....Where he began to attack her.

    I suppose I'd be pretty mad too.
     
  16. metal

    metal saying what i want Platinum Member

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    Easier said than done. IF it was that easy we would all be in the gold. Bottom line is if he didn't cheat he still has a dick.
     
  17. Phoenix Down

    Phoenix Down Banned Banned

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    That's a slippery slope my friend. The argument you're making lends itself to some pretty intense opinions about how people can be treated in the name of heightened emotional states.

    Islam nearly as a whole has been using that argument for centuries to abuse women and I think it's as broken of an argument there as it is here.
     
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    Basil** Banned Banned

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    I'd go home and burn the house down. Wife, kids, self, everything.
     
  19. Flemmy Stardust

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    I wonder if John Bobbitt feels like this guy is stepping on his toes.
     
  20. Michaelangelo

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    Probably not much to measure
     

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