I wonder if secretly, when he doesn't think anyone's at home, he matches the tank top with the vale tudo shorts.
you like to imagine that do you?
Heres the Amish-Wand I was referring to.
The shirt looks like it is made of very elastic material, so it is Expandable.
I think Randy is just being Natural.
"At least I'm not wearing women's clothing."
in other news,
but i guess he's akiyama so he's allowed...
that hat.