Why isn't Alan Jouban more popular?

[Arm Barbarian]

Alan Jouban:

Average Sherdog User:

 

[BraNerd]

Because he doesn't have tits and a vag.

 

[Sgt Smith]

Jouban is pretty good, but he has some real holes in his game too. Much of it is around showing poor striking defense, that could cost him against a big puncher like Perry.

 

[Sgt Smith]

Average Sherdog User:

I wear boxers.

 

[Air Lats]

He is popular among gays. Us straight men only like to swing from the manly nuts of Platinum.

Lol - you mean he's popular among gays and straight men who aren't jealous ugly and small.

InsecureGoat failure.

I like Jouban. Perry's a good fighter but such a turbo-douche.

I hope Jouban wins.

 

[Air Lats]

Lol what an awkward staredown.

Jouban totally fucked up Perry's stare down plans. Dicked his rhythm up completely.

Perry looked dumb.

 

[KOByFootStomp]

Jouban's fan base has increased ten fold since signing to fight Mike Perry, too bad it will decrease eleven fold when he is dieded tonight.

 

[Air Lats]

They are all known gays.

I'd WAY rather be gay then be an insecure bitch of a man.

You should lay off the gay-bashing. It makes you sound like a retard.

 

[KYS]

We'll talk tomorrow! Unless i'm hardcoreDE

In the latter case we can talk face to face. Dann trinken wir ein deutsches Bier zusammen. Mit @Übermacht .


PS: I know it's not part of the bet, but if you get a mod to temporarily change your name to hardcoreDE, that would be hilarious.

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

True. Typical fans include @kwoodward50, @CleverNameEh and @hardcoreBE.

They are all known gays.

So you guys have moved on from idol worship, and are now openly homophobic. Disgusting. I assume racism is next?

 

[bad seed]

His name sounds too French. He should anglicize it to Jobanson.

 

[bjpenngoat]

a lot of nonsense replies no surprise there. My take is that he hasnt beaten a big name yet and the one legit top 15 guy he faced he got starched bad. He is definitely exciting to watch, not just because he is a total hunk but hes a really good fighter. If he beats pmp and then maybe a top 10 guy he will be talked about way more.

 

[7th]

The card girls didn't pay any more attention to him than anyone else. Stop living vicariously through others to the point that you make things up.

 

[UJustGotChaeld]

Even the ring girls were lusting for him at the weigh ins

Because he beat Perry and people hate fighters who beat their idols.

 

[Pooters]

cause they be jelly

 

[KYS]

So you guys have moved on from idol worship, and are now openly homophobic. Disgusting. I assume racism is next?

Bullshit.

You're ready for a new sig?

 

[sparkyjohannsen]

Nobody likes a male model.

 

[D 1 Wrestler]

Boring personality doesn't fight full time

 

[RoidRage92]

Guy is 35 (not a young prospect) and has a boring ass personality, add to that he's an average fighter at best.

 

[SherdogGoat]

I'd WAY rather be gay then be an insecure bitch of a man.

You should lay off the gay-bashing. It makes you sound like a retard.

So you guys have moved on from idol worship, and are now openly homophobic. Disgusting. I assume racism is next?

Haha fucking SJW pussies. Gay bashing? Lmao. Learn to take a joke you disgusting fairies. Fuck off.