Why isn't Alan Jouban more popular?

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  1. mikedanton

    mikedanton Banned Banned

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    I think it's his name. Alan Jouban doesn't really have much of a ring to it.
     
  2. SherdogGoat

    SherdogGoat Platinum & Braco Belt Banned

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    That was before Platinum arrived on the scene. Just like masterbation doesn't make you gay, drooling over Platinum is perfectly alright.
     
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  3. KYS

    KYS Silver Belt Banned

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    <{anton}>

    Come sunday morning, they will openly wear their gay gear with pride.

    #PlatinumBlessThoseBums
     
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  4. Threetrees

    Threetrees The King of Wit and Reason

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    Zero exposure.

    Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but this is his biggest fight media attention wise
     
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  5. ILove4MinutesHyuna

    ILove4MinutesHyuna Green Belt

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    He makes me question my sexuality
     
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  6. Fossor

    Fossor Brown Belt

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    Well, he will be after this fight.
    Being Platinum's 10th anniversary KO is a big deal!
    #platinumbless
     
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  7. KYS

    KYS Silver Belt Banned

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    I liked your post, but dude! <{hmmm}>
     
  8. Ethan Rom

    Ethan Rom Black Belt

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    Doesnt have the IT factor. The IT factor is much more than just good looks and decent fighting ability. Its intangible and he doesnt have it.
     
  9. deweydeucalion

    deweydeucalion Blue Belt

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    He's brunette.
    Must be blond.
    Source: Jorge Masvidal
     
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  10. hedidhisownstunts

    hedidhisownstunts ThE oNe TrUe AnALyZeR

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    because he talks about being a really good looking model and hanging out with models like him in the post-fights. the guy is zoolander ridiculous, without the intention to be.
     
  11. ostlerrage

    ostlerrage Black Belt

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    pre teens fall for the lame as games platinum derry plays. gay as bro.
     
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  12. yeguiza

    yeguiza Red Belt

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    because he has not ktfo perry

    yet
     
  13. FrancisBergoglio

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    Cause this is number one bullshit !
     
  14. structurefit

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    Alan Jouban:
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    Average Sherdog User:
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  15. Unfinished Sentenc

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    Cuz his personality is too normal
     
  16. Alphafail

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    He is very lust able indeed. I had never heard of him before this fight though.
     
  17. effervesciata

    effervesciata Purple Belt

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    Because he's only ever beaten a bunch of nobodies, and he's not as good looking as he thinks he is.
     
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    cuz when he opens his mouth bland words come out. also not a special talent to make up for the blandness
     
  19. Lockard The GOAT

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    Probably the ugliest good-looking model I've ever seen. But like a user above said, he just doesn't have that "It" factor. You can be a great fighter, you can be good-looking, but it's that unquantifiable charisma and vibe about you that attracts people more than anything else.
     
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