Why isn't Alan Jouban more popular?

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  1. Straightcross

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    Even the ring girls were lusting for him at the weigh ins
     
  2. phunky

    phunky Standing above all others Double Yellow Card

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    because people don't like future knocked out fighters
     
  3. Kneepocalypse

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    Because he doesnt appeal to the lowest common denominator.
     
  4. Tito’s Juice Box

    Tito’s Juice Box let's get smashed

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    Because a bunch of assholes have decided to rally together and start a gang of hatred towards him for no apparent reason. It's gang mentality at it's worse and the perpetrators should be banned and flogged. Alan is a nice guy and doesn't deserve the seemingly random hate that has come his way. I've been on the Alan war wagon for years, and all these newbie "fans" are just diabolical jealous haters.
     
  5. Thunderchild

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    Because Jouban is shook.

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    too handsome and has no real personality so the only person who can relate to him is Rocksalt
     
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    Generic humble low key personality. Hasn't had any big time fights.
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    Tito’s Juice Box let's get smashed

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    Jouban looks ready. Perry looks stiff.
     
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    Jouban was aiming that kick at Perry's girl. Such a scumbag.
     
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    Here's to hoping they put on a fotn performance tomorrow.. today...
     
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    He'll be my favorite fighter if he finishes Perry
     
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    He is popular among gays. Us straight men only like to swing from the manly nuts of Platinum.
     
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    So he won't be your favorite fighter then.
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    He will be after he ends the dark ages, also known as The Platinum Ages.
     
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    KYS Silver Belt Banned

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    True. Typical fans include @kwoodward50, @CleverNameEh and @hardcoreBE.

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    He's even Karyn Bryant's MMA HEAT co host.
     
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    Pretty sure straight men only have the hots for The Sex.

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    Lol what an awkward staredown.
     

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