WHY is Jones keeping the 2 substances he tested positive for secret?

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I think it's because he's in deep shit. He didn't test positive for a SARM like Ostarine or Ibutamoren. He tested positive for something serious. Something that would never taint a supplement. Probably something you can't even take orally.
 
Even worse, anal suppositories. Jones wanted to mix pleasure with business, since his nose candy got banned.
 
That would be pretty awful for his career, but the concern would be if he doesn't reveal it, it could be some high end rare shit that has been tough to test for. That would really call in to question his career, too.

Rough spot.
 
Even worse, anal suppositories. Jones wanted to mix pleasure with business, since his nose candy got banned.
What's wrong with those? I took one after some pain meds turned my shit into concrete and the result was staggeringly wonderful.
 
It's a secret until Dana's cheque to the testing committee checks out.

Probably another "tainted supplement" case.

Nothing to see here.
 
cause a guilty person admits nothing...an innocent person will talk your head off
 
Because it will be horribly damning. Why else would you keep it a secret?
 
Waiting to see how it can be spun into an innocuous ingestion. He's not dumb.
 
Is there a history of guys saying what they got popped before the testers said what it was?

Maybe he was actually on 28 diff. things and doesn't want to let the other 26 be known.
 
prolly can't pronounce them.
 
Could be just the tip of the iceberg. I hope it isn't something that blows the lid on that gym
 
They're just trying to see if they can wiggle out of this one, so until they find themselves out of escape routes, they want to keep as much information away from the media and fans as possible in hopes of salvaging the situation for Jon's legacy.
 
He's never heard of him.

And certainly no groundhog expert.
 
They're just trying to see if they can wiggle out of this one, so until they find themselves out of escape routes, they want to keep as much information away from the media and fans as possible in hopes of salvaging the situation for Jon's legacy.
I'd bet the farm they're going for the inadvertent use thing, a la Yoel and '88 Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis.
 
Because it wouldn't make a difference to the public and only supplement junkies would potentially know what the fuck he's talking about anyway..that is, if he was able to pronounce them.
 
It's a secret until Dana's cheque to the testing committee checks out.

Probably another "tainted supplement" case.

Nothing to see here.

You haven't been paying attention. Dana is fucking ANGRY. He's not about to do anything even if he could to get Jones out of trouble. He's completely sick of his shit.
 
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