Why i'm single

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by saikyom, Sep 23, 2013.

  1. saikyom

    saikyom facebook.com/saikyom

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    I really want to get married and have kids too, but where I live girls look like pro boxers...ugly pro boxer
    here's a sample
    unleash your comments :)
    [YT]dqwfSe9H5Ls[/YT]
     
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  2. Josh

    Josh Guest

    Unleach? Leaches are good for you, let them bang.
     
  3. Estemachine

    Estemachine Silver Belt

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    Move to Stockholm, Sweden, or Buenos Aires, Argentina where some of the hottest woman in the planet live.
     
  4. FwappyEnding

    FwappyEnding Brown Belt

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    I doubt it's the women that are the reason YOU're single...
     
  5. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX victorus aut mortis Platinum Member

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    dont bother with local girls mate, pack your stuff and move if you dont like them
     
  6. MANIAC123

    MANIAC123 Yolo Belt

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    Buy a fucking wife then.
     
  7. Aisorik

    Aisorik Brown Belt

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    I'm single because I post on Sherdog.
     
  8. Matt

    Matt Titanium Belt

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    Not even sure where to begin on this one...
     
  9. Dogstarman

    Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Don't even know what those videos are about. What do pillow fights with girls have to do with you being single?
     
  10. monkey king**

    monkey king** Great Ape

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  11. Matt

    Matt Titanium Belt

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    I think he's single because he tell girls to check him out in his video, but none of them can access it because he doesn't know who to embed/link..?
     
  12. Fat Abbot

    Fat Abbot Brown Belt

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    Move somewhere where the girls are attractive and start farting in their faces, they love that stuff.
     
  13. Hatredcopter

    Hatredcopter not even half-decent...

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    Misread as Stockton
     
  14. Hatredcopter

    Hatredcopter not even half-decent...

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    jacques cousteau could never get THIS low...
    What about leeches?
     
  15. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    Go get an arranged marriage.
     
  16. Blitz55

    Blitz55 WILLOW

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    Pick up the girls at the titty bars.
     
  17. Hatredcopter

    Hatredcopter not even half-decent...

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    Any luck yet TS?
     
  18. Wolveswithkeys

    Wolveswithkeys something awful

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    Highly doubtful
     
  19. wake up Kimble...he can help the n00b embed the video...
     
  20. weich

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