Why hasn't Mickey Gall gotten the GOAT treatment?

The guy is young, good looking, totally destroyed Mike Jackson and is, most importantly, getting the push from the ZUFFA brass.

C'mon you Pavlovian dogs!

Mickey GOAT!

#MickeyBless

 

Worry not, his hyperbolic build up is coming.

 

Haha pavlovian dogs

 

Yeah anyone who can beat the world beater michael jackson (0-2 career amateur + professional bouts) should be considered the goat.

*in all seriousness i bet 65% think hes better than fedor and that # will go to 90% of shertards if he beats the 0-0 punk

 

Mickey Gall has a better record than Fedor in the UFC.

 

Not everyone can be GOAT, Teddy BROsevelt. Not even Matt Damon's illegitimate son.

 

Wait till the WWE fans watch him beat CM Punk. They'll think that Russian jobber would have no chance.

 

If he beats Punk I guarantee he will reach at least Sage levels of delusion. You had to see the delusion of Brock's run to know what's going to happen. WWE fans will come across, expect Punk to smash and if he loses they will see this Gall guy as some sort of destroyer. Sherdog will get hundreds of new members and they will all make up these fictional reasons why Gall is the greatest ever THEN…

…He'll lose and they'll disappear. Much like most of the hype train fans. We used 12 Ronda threads every hour, now we get maybe 1 every three days. Her fans weren't fans. They were cans.

 

Good looking? Him?

 

TS is a try hard

stupid and gay thread

 

Not enough spinning shit.