Why does Brendan Schaub wear skinny jeans? It looks f*cking retarded.

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  1. thehighking

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    Only if you identify as a female. Slim fit with no rips is the only style any masculine man should ever wear
     
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    He mainly looks stupid because he's a fat guy wearing skinny jeans. He's 273lbs and he's probably 6'2" max so it looks like a fat man wearing skinny jeans.

    Widler can wear them because he's not fat

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  3. D Train

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    TRT Vitor, obviously.
     
  4. moreorless87

    moreorless87 Out To Lunch

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    I spose as an art photographer so any macho credibility I had on Sherdog is long gone so I'll chip in and say this really highlights why some men look dumb in tight jeans/pants and others don't. If your upper body is much larger than your legs then wearing them makes you look unbalanced and goofy, especially so if you have small calfs.
     
  5. n...not crazy

    n...not crazy Red Belt

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    Why would anyone look at Brendan Schaub? It doesn't happen by chance, does it? I think you have to click on something.

    I'm safe, bro. I'm safe.
     
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    I don't know about skinny jeans, but slim fit is fine.

    You guys wearing the baggy bullshit are the retarded ones and look like children. Adults wearing baggy ill fitting shit - you look unprofessional and sloppy.
     
  7. HunterSdVa29

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    they might be slim fit and he's just a big dude

    although either way no reason to wear spray on jeans like that
     
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    And Dana White. The guy probably should step away from the mic.
     
  9. Riptide

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    . Since both of you keep asking me to check you out I gotta say seeing the contours of your labia with your ultra tight jeans makes me wonder when you got the sex change. Before or after the tranny story reading fad? <45>
     
  10. revoltub

    revoltub Acting Manager Yellow Card

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    Eyes above the package bro
     
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    PolishHeadlock2 Absolutley Haram Platinum Member

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    Beigefrequency made a documentary on Shaub that is pretty hilarious and brutal.

    Enjoy

     
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  12. ClosetVitorFan

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    No. Im younger than both schaub and Dana. But over 30. When you hit 30, you gotta go with the simple classics. Boots, bootcut jeans, button up shirt. Even t shirt and regular fitting jeans is FINE, with tennis shoes. But for a more dressier event, boots, bootcut jeans and button up you cant go wrong. Even a polo shirt is fine. Casual T shirt and jeans is fine.

    I do like Dave Chappelles flight suit he wore in his last special. Just no nonsense straight to the point. It has a good clean, sleak look to it. I imagine that flight suits might be the new trend. And they will fuck that up too by making them with weird fucking colors and designs all over them, ugh, olive green is fine! Leave it alone.
     
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  13. ClosetVitorFan

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    Dont need a documentary to shit on schuab. Hes generally a good guy imo, hes just an idiot. But as a person hes fine.
     
  14. method115

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    I don't understand why anyone wears them.
     
  15. HunterSdVa29

    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    I've watched all those Beigefrequency docs

    man, there's some wild stuff in there (especially the Ant and his brother vids)
     
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    lowlife Swangin and Bangin

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    I saw this yesterday, it's a must watch if you're like me and really didn't know shit about Schaub. It was him dry snitching on Rogan and Dana that made me look into him and what he's about. It seems my instincts were right because something always told me his brand of "entertainment" wasn't for me.
     
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    PolishHeadlock2 Absolutley Haram Platinum Member

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    Brother Joe has provided me more entertainment the last few years than any TV show, sport, podcast etc....

    The People's Court episode was almost too much
     
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  18. Riptide

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    You can’t have balls if you wear spray on jeans
     
  19. revoltub

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    But I thought you werent looking at the balls?
     
  20. Cpt Migraine

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    I don't know man, i really don't have a dog in this race but were i a betting man i'd bet this thread is more retarded than wearing skinny jeans..

    I'll probably post something more retarded in a minute but that's not the point.
     

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