Why does Brendan Schaub wear skinny jeans? It looks f*cking retarded.

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  1. ClosetVitorFan

    ClosetVitorFan Silver Belt

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    he looks like an idiot up on stage with those skinny jeans. Only skinny people can get away with Skinny jeans. He’s too big to be wearing them that they almost look painful. This is one of the worst trends of all time. I like to be in comfortable loose fitting clothing yet not oversized, meaning I can wear the pants without a belt. Skinny jeans leaves no room for anything, the pockets are useless or painful to put shit in, I’m a bigger guy myself, not fat, just built a bit like schaub but smaller, I can’t do it, maybe if I were 5’4 like Rogan. My legs are really big, I tried the skinny jeans thing, they blow, even if you get those stretchy jeans, they look silly.
     
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  2. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX victorus aut mortis

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    because he wants dudes to check out his ass, they dont call him the hybrid for nothing
     
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  3. spin

    spin Gold Belt

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    and you look gay for making this thread about him.
     
  4. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Why does Brendan Schaub wear skinny jeans? It looks fucking retarded.

    Because he's fucking retarded.
     
  5. Fatality

    Fatality Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I've come to the conclusion that everything Schaub does is with the intent to piss off as many people as possible. Him dressing like a douche is just one in a long list.
     
  6. TribalDrumz

    TribalDrumz Brown Belt

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    stop analyzing other men's physiques . Do you day dream of Vitor ?
     
  7. jericksen5

    jericksen5 Black Belt

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    You made a thread about another mans pants choice. That’s some level 10 incel shit.
     
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  8. MMA since 1993

    MMA since 1993 ____________

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    Hilarious that he just outed rogan as a cheater on one of his podcasts.
     
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    heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Well there it is. Science
     
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    Don't worry TS. If you have a problem with Brendan Schaub wearing stupid clothes on comedy stages, you're not going to have that problem for too much longer, barring an intervention from the hack gods.
     
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    Ive never noticed what jeans he was wearing or any other man ever.
     
  12. Zebra Cheeks

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    Cause rogan already owns his balls so he doesn’t need to take care of them
     
  13. MikeMcMann

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    Sorry but I don't think any girl thinks a guy looks better in 'skinny jeans' compared to just slim fit. You cannot generally stereotype down to the individual level but I would be shocked if even 1 would look at Brendan in those ridiculous jeans he wears and prefer that to just slim fit.

    Gay men however do like them for the same reasons hetero men do on women. Tighter is better. So Brendan is either naive or advertising to a different team. Not that there is anything wrong with but lets accept it.
     
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  14. Rafael MMA

    Rafael MMA Flow with the go

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    Why do you care what another man wears? Did you really have to make a thread about this?
     
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  15. Estemachine

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    It helps to add to his very homosexual humor.
     
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    I wear skinny jeans too

    Sorry about your self esteem issues bro
     
  17. ithinktheymad

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    I don't think he wears them for you.
     
  18. IloveTHIS

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    Lmao. You are giving the guy wayyyyyyy too much benefit of doubt.

    He was an idiot even BEFORE cte.

    Now hes an idiot, with cte, WITH an over the sun ego because hes rich and successful and actually thinks he made it where he is all by himself.

    He was carried by Joe and Callen and now they've created a monster.
     
  19. ToxicShocker

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    Where's the pics of his gams?
     
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    he lives in LA.
     

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