Why do you suck?

[HomerThompson]

SMH what's with all these mopey threads lately

Maybe you should stop hogging all the cocaine.

 

[Chomsky Honk]

My biggest weaknesses are discipline problems regarding my diet and I guess I have a tendency to "catastrophize" when things take a wrong turn in life

 

[Kaybee]

Maybe you should stop hogging all the cocaine.

NO!!!

 

[HomerThompson]

NO!!!

Mopey thread incoming.

 

[Alphaboy]

I suck because I have no time for uneducated poor people and would rather they be killed off to better the earth and it's ecosystems

In theory that'd leave a planet of all rich people?

 

[ralphc1]

I suck because it makes her nipples erect.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

aannd, you're a long winded motherfucker.
tone it down, shakespeare

ok officer

 

[Graves The Elder]

any relation to 'mostuniquename' from yesteryear.
omgod we used to rage at each other in the heavies over wmma
me saying, 'no way', she assuring it would be a big deal.
lol she was right, happy to say.
I love to watch chicks fight.

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

I suck at getting chicks! This one girl really liked me, I think, but when we first met I made an inappropriate comment. Next me and her were alone talking about her job and I should have just listened to her but I had to interject and whine about my boss almost to the point of tears. Next she told me I make her feel uncomfortable.

Then I got some points by carrying her luggage and listing to her talk about boring shit but I had to interrupt and piss her off so she stormed out. Then I gave her a creepy sexy look. After that we had a good date but I messed up and talked about how I support fascism. Then we went back to her place and I cried to her and begged for sex but she refused.

Anyways we got married like two days later.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Have you ever seen Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones?

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

Have you ever seen Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones?

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I haven't. What's it about?

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

I haven't. What's it about?

It takes place in the star wars universe. A bunch of clones attack. It was pretty mediocre.

So you're a fascist?

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

It takes place in the star wars universe. A bunch of clones attack. It was pretty mediocre.

So you're a fascist?

Unfortunately. 2nd generation to be perfectly honest. Although fascism 50 years ago isn't quite what it is today. Am I Rite?

 

[Amerikuracana]

I think it's my looks.. That's why.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

I think it's my looks.. That's why.

It's not man. I look like this

and it doesn't give me the world.

 

[Graves The Elder]

I let my anxiety get the best of me the past few years. I let small things get to me, and lack motivation at times.

hello, me.

 

[Amerikuracana]

It's not man. I look like this

and it doesn't give me the world.

Take off the neck tats and the jobs would roll like most chicks. I don't think they look that bad, and I don't care, personally.

Chicks have found me attractive, until very revently, tbh.. But I have a bit of a face deformity. It keeps me from being able to do some things I could probably otherwise do. But I haven't been "ugly" irl. It shows up more in pics.

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

Unfortunately. 2nd generation to be perfectly honest. Although fascism 50 years ago isn't quite what it is today. Am I Rite?

 

[mb23100]

I've been at the same job for 12 years and still havent moved up. Even my friends that have been fired multiple times are doing better