Why did the UFC fighter's candy melt?

[King Pun**]

because he left it in the hands of the judges

 

[Dead Kennedy]

Why did Jon Jones cross the road?

To get away from USADA

 

[wilKO]

Why did Jon Jones cross the road?

He was meant to stop for a red light

Fixed

 

[Pokemon24]

!

 

[wilKO]

Where did Holly Holm meet her husband?

Plenty of Ish.

 

[Dead Kennedy]

Fixed

Or “...to get his bag of weed”.

 

[Son of Werdum]

Why did Jon Jones cross the road?

To get money and drugs out of his center console and certainly not to check on the pregnant woman he crashed into.

Fixed.

 

[chuckleknuckle]

Why did Tyrone Woodley cross the road?

To get the respect he deserves.

 

[Cam Zink]

King Pun strike again.
I liked the Micheetah better.

 

[Cam Zink]

Why did Tyrone Woodley cross the road?
To run away from the KKK.

fixed

 

[Kenny Powerth]

 

[Chris John]

How does Cody Garbrandt get dressed so quickly?

Because he lives in the closet

 

[Dead Kennedy]

What’s black and white and red all over?

BJ Penns shorts

 

[JayJayFrench]

Dennis Siver's grandfather died at Auswitch. He fell out of the guard tower.

 

[TheScorpionDude]

Not mine

What is a Nick Diaz's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand!

What do they call a figher who faces Connor McGregor in the Octagon?
A sore loser.

 

[jonathan274]

because he left it in the hands of the judges

Good one.

 

[Cam Zink]

Dennis Siver's grandfather died at Auswitch. He fell out of the guard tower.
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[The guest]

Dennis Siver's grandfather died at Auswitch. He fell out of the guard tower.
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[JayJayFrench]

Anne Frankely, you did nazi that coming.

 

[Titleboxe]