Why chuck e cheese is to blame.

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  1. shanegotu11

    shanegotu11 Brown Belt

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    Chuck e cheese is the fault for future and present gamblers. Why? At a very young age they programmed us into feeding quarters/tokens into the machine for BIG prizes. When we didn't win, we would feed it more and more. When we ran out, we would bug mom and dad or search the grounds for a token.

    So once we hit a legal age, we went to the adult Chuck E Chee$e and feed tokens into machines hoping for BIG PRIZES.

    Let's sue the Mouse.

    Conspiracy? Truth movement?

    #gamblerslivesmatter
    #chuckisevil
    #godhelpus
     
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  2. Kardashians

    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    opie would you win me a giant teddy bear at kiddy version gambling?
    id rly like one :oops:
     
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  3. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Yea I thought about this last time I took my 8 year old nephew there
    We were betting a dollar a spin on some kiddie roulette deal
    After were done and hes down about 21 bucks the little fucker welched and told me didnt have the money to cover the debt
    That was several years ago and I still aint got my money
     
  4. M3t4tr0n

    M3t4tr0n Sheriff of Sherfront

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    They have some bullshit rule now like 2 beers per visit. F that
     
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    This kid is fighting the system for you TS.
     
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  6. MoparOrNoCar

    MoparOrNoCar Black Belt

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    Wow. First time I can say I'd have no problem with any of those people knocking that kid out.
     
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    RTL NostraMMAus™ Platinum Member

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    The last time I went to Chuck E Cheese, I got kicked out for being too old (17-years-old).

    True story.

    In closing, fuck Chuck E Cheese.
     
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  8. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    This post has a real creepy vibe to it
     
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    RTL NostraMMAus™ Platinum Member

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    Like most things, there's a deeper story here.

    I actually used to produce one of the first full-length web series on YouTube (back in '06, before everyone and their grandmother had their own video show) while I was in high school.

    Unlike most places I used to bombard and start filming guerilla-style, I actually called ahead to that Chuck E Cheese location, told them I wanted to tape my video show, and cleared it a few days in advance (forward-thinking, I actually taped the call back when cell phones had that as a standard feature).

    So come the date of, me and like seven of my associates show up, and they had no idea who we were or why we were there, and after trying to reason with the manager, we were promptly redirected out the door.

    But getting kicked out of places was a running theme to the show by that point. I still have the video footage of getting kicked out and the recorded phone call to this day.
     
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  10. shanegotu11

    shanegotu11 Brown Belt

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    Yea just like at a casino. See the parallels?
     
  11. Jayzer193

    Jayzer193 Purple Belt

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    Lmfao!
     
  12. Yoel Bromero

    Yoel Bromero Blue Belt

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    So what you're saying is that some responsible people would not let a group of guys into a chuck e heese to film kids that were not theirs?
    ;)
    'you can't do that sir'
    'you don't understand Chuck, I'm not trying to film all of the kids, only the ones that are cool with doing adult stuff'
    'gtfo creep'
    'what? you don't get it chuck, all I'm going to do is film is unaware children acting like adults so that I can share it on the internet. No big deal bud."
     
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    The funny thing is, we had a competing web series at that time who, after we were rebuffed, also decided to film an episode of their show at their local Chuck E Cheese, and they got the VIP treatment. They even had a Chuck E Cheese employee act as a guide and perform on camera, and on a busy day, no less (when we tried, our location was dead). And those guys were even older than we were.
     
  14. n...not crazy

    n...not crazy Red Belt

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    #dogmeat
    #diarrhea
    #ebola
     
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    Primitivo Third World Prince

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    We don't have those here.

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    What's the problem? That'll get a little kid drunk in no time
     
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  17. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    You just sucked at games TS.
     
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    M3t4tr0n Sheriff of Sherfront

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    Why should the kids have all the fun? Besides I have to be sedated to handle all those cheeto fingered ankle biters smashing into my shins all night.
     
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    That is the true spawn on satan.
     
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  20. odog

    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    I never went to a Chuck E Cheese when I was young and I don't gamble.

    Theory proven.
     
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