Why can't Khabib's Russian friends pass a drug test?

[Headkicktoleg]

In a country known for their honor in international sports it's very upsetting. At least khabib comes from the best region of Russia, its basically America, but more free and better. I hope these people don't come for Khabib as it will obviously be fake news.

 

[Kdup]

Khabib smashes Colin clean.

Khabib bless

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

They probably do drugs

 

[TR1]

Conor fans desperately hoping Khabib roids lol.

Pathetic.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Khabib smashes Colin clean.

Khabib bless

Who is colin? He probably doesn't fight so I'd hope a man who played with a baby bear who's mother was killed would be able to handle him

 

[BooBoyMan]

I hope these people don't come for Khabib as it will obviously be fake news.

Conor's 10x more likely to pop for cocaine metabolites than Khabib for PEDs... They're absolutely haram.

 

[Damon3388]

In a country known for their honor in international sports it's very upsetting.

Trololol.

There's no Mystery Science Theatre to it. They can't pass because *shock horror* they're using drugs!

 

[Verace]

While Khabibs buddies are indeed dropping like flies, khabib himself is one of the most tested guys out there with 32 tests

If you take the top 10 most tested guys, the avarage is about 38 tests.

Conor being the most tested of all time with 49.

Russia has indeed the most positives proportionally to the number of total fighters. Khabib however, has been passing every test.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

In a country known for their honor in international sports it's very upsetting. At least khabib comes from the best region of Russia, its basically America, but more free and better. I hope these people don't come for Khabib as it will obviously be fake news.

Dagestan is the best region of Russia? by gawd i'd hate to see the rest of it because Dagestan is a complete and utter shithole.
ahaha

 

[TR1]

Dagestan is the best region of Russia? by gawd i'd hate to see the rest of it because Dagestan is a complete and utter shithole.
ahaha

Dagestan is a beautiful mountainous region.

The only shithole is where you sleep at night.

 

[TheRassler]

While Khabibs buddies are indeed dropping like flies, khabib himself is one of the most tested guys out there with 32 tests

If you take the top 10 most tested guys, the avarage is about 38 tests.

Conor being the most tested of all time with 49.

Russia has indeed the most positives proportionally to the number of total fighters. Khabib however, has been passing every test.

nice AV

 

[BZeee]

inshallah.....lols

 

[JJJJJ]

Russia has a long history of PED in general. Which rock have you been sleeping under?

 

[balkanbomber85]

Conor's 10x more likely to pop for cocaine metabolites than Khabib for PEDs... They're absolutely haram.

you know, after having a lot of muslim friends, ive learned that haram is a very very VERY flexible therm in islam, but only for men!

Usually it goes like this (and this mostly also applicable for Khabib and even more for his entourage):

1. Pork is haram and I will never eat it, it is against my religion, it is dirty, never!
2. Alcohol is haram and I should never drink it, but you know, sometimes a man has to relax... BUT I DONT EAT PORK!
3. A dissolute life style with partying, listening to music, going out, etc. is haram, but you know, its fun and a man has to chill sometimes.... BUT I DONT EAT PORK!
4. Banging chicks is haram, but you know, banging chicks is fun and as long as they are not muslims... but, well also muslim whores are ok... BUT I DONT EAT PORK!
5. Not praying 5x a day is haram, but you know, I work, and when i dont work im occupied with points 2,3 and 4, so i dont have time... BUT I DONT EAT PORK!
6. Making fun of homeless people is also haram, but you know, if I post it on instagram the haram moves to insta so its not my fault... BUT I DONT EAT PORK!

Ok, point 6 is just fun about khabib, but in general it is like that for the large part of muslim man, they are very hypocritical, very... always telling people what is
good, what not, who is right, etc. very like khabib, but ending up obeying only things which fit into their life style, and the ones which not ignoring...

 

[dembones22]

Russian athletics policy is steroids are mandatory .

At least they don't pump HGH directly into the water supply like in Poland.

 

[TR1]

How was the cave that u stayed in, nice?

Yeah, smelled like your sister's crotch.

 

[LiLoMMA]

At least khabib comes from the best region of Russia

Ban.
I usually just keed when I post that, but totally serious this time

 

[PlayTheGame]

At least khabib comes from the best region of Russia

Lol, good one.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Yeah, smelled like your sister's crotch.

They allow women in Dagestan?

 

[ocfightfan]

In a country known for their honor in international sports it's very upsetting. At least khabib comes from the best region of Russia, its basically America, but more free and better. I hope these people don't come for Khabib as it will obviously be fake news.

I believe these honorable and allah fearing young men may have been corrupted by the Trump administration.