They should only wear grey rags and eat gruel made from bags of oats for horses, and water (no sugar or milk). They should use 30-year-old phones with cracked screens from charity shops, and buy their shoes at Dollar Tree. A trip to the state capital once a year on a chartered coach, with a bottle of beer and a hamburger at the lakeside and they'd be damn lucky to have it.
Who do these serfs think they are, that they are entitled to enjoy life and have fun and nice things?
Actually I think all the air should be sucked into giant tanks, and you should have to insert coins into vending machines to fill up your personal tank, and you should be forced to upload a thank-you video lasting at least five minutes to Youtube every month, thanking the Capitalists who own everything and extract the great majority of the life time and energy of the population, in the form of money, while contributing nothing, for the privilege of doing so.