Who's more awesome: Van Damme or Seagal?

[Guestx]

I can't even believe I'm having to make this silly little poll, but @FierceRedBelt is begging for it.

He has consistently maintained the stance that Steven Seagal is a shitload more awesome than JCVD, and furthermore he also maintains that this is the stance of the world at large.

So let's have it. What say you guys? Van Damme or Steven Seagal? Who you going with?

 

[smooth assassin]

grew up on jcvd, and rejuvenated my fandom when i saw in hell

 

[MikeMcMann]

Van Damme mainly because he became cooler as he aged and Seagal become a laughing stock.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Prime Seagal is orders of magnitude better than prime Vandamme.

 

[ToxicShocker]

van damme is a legit athlete, seagal is a caricature.

 

[Polish Machine]

I hate Seagal. The guy is too full of himself and won't even get hit once in a scripted movie fight. He always makes himself a god in his movies.

JCVD is great. Most of his movies are awesome. He gets fucked up left and right. Makes his fights suspenseful.

JCVD would also fuck up Seagal in a real fight so this is an easy pick.

 

[Ares Black]

Van Damme is cool.

Seagal is not.

 

[TheFakeMacoy]

JCVD for sure. I don't even know why anyone would debate this.

 

[MusterX]

Seagal runs like a girl so I gotta go with Jean Claude Godamn.

 

[Guestx]

Prime Seagal is orders of magnitude better than prime Vandamme.

You appear to be on an island.

 

[ToxicShocker]

Van Damme's daughter is a ten. If seagal has a daughter its honey boo boo

 

[FierceRedBelt]

You appear to be on an island.

 

[Guestx]

Van Damme's kicking Seagal's ass all over the place!

Bloodsport Bless

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

I was never a fan of JCVD

So i'll go with Seagal

 

[90 50]

I hate Seagal. The guy is too full of himself and won't even get hit once in a scripted movie fight. He always makes himself a god in his movies.

JCVD is great. Most of his movies are awesome. He gets fucked up left and right. Makes his fights suspenseful.

JCVD would also fuck up Seagal in a real fight so this is an easy pick.

And seagull ran from a fight with jvcd at Stallone’s house so there’s that too

 

[Lovestorm]

I can appreciate Seagal's fight scenes but the guy is a powerful moron.

 

[Guestx]

I was never a fan of JCVD

So i'll go with Seagal

You finally roped someone into your con, @FierceRedBelt. So at least you don't stand alone.

Except that he didn't actually vote so technically you still do.

 

[Guestx]

 

[bandicoot]

A straight massacre in the polls, just like it would be if they actually fought.

 

[gspieler]

JCVD is cooler. Not as hung up on delusions of grandeur.