Who would win in a fight: Robert McCall (Equalizer) or John Wick?

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  1. Redhawks100

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    I was thinking about this after watching The Equalizer 2 today and I’m fucking befuddled.

    I also forgot how to make a poll.
     
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    I haven’t seen EQ 2 yet but I vote for McCall.
     
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    No gun, McCall.

    Gun, Wick.
     
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    John Wick only easily kills anonymous henchmen.
    As soon as he comes up against a main character he has trouble. even if its a chick or an old fat guy.

    McCall via 2nd round Submission
     
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    McCall is the magical negro coming to aid all the helpless white folk, so I go with him.
     
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    Easily Wick
     
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    Wick is a ninja.
     
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    Always fear an old man in a profession where men die young.

    We need to have a three-way-dance with Jack Reacher thrown in there too. :)
     
  10. Medical Marijuana Man

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    Denzels character cant even take a gun away from a bad guy properly

    Wick 1st RD KO
     
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    Wick, please.
    Denzel is like 60 yrs old.
     
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    I think the fight would be more competitive than most people think; especially if both had time to prepare.
     
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    John Wick is the most overrated character in action movies
     
  15. smooth assassin

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    McCall is way more smooth and deadlier
    He would booby trap the shit out of him
     
  16. Midnighter

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    Hth McCall takes it.
     
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    Leon Kills Wick though
     
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    Haven't seen John Wick, but from what I've read, he wins if it's a gun fight. Otherwise, it goes to McCall.
     
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    Mcall needs seconds to prepare. Yes Wick killed some fools with a pencil and was quick on his feet with it, Mcall has the whole gameplan setup with a glance of the room. Wick is just improvising.
     
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