Very nice analogy. The only similarity in the tale of the tape between Dana and Bjorn is that they are both bald. Everything else, advantage Dana.
Danas boxercise instructor background may help him throw basic techniques although those guys dont really throw with full power or anything. They probably dont practice defence either as its just sloppy 1-2s with the ocasional air kicks. He might be on da juice and weightlift too but hes not.a real boxer or anything. bjorn probably wins via alexander semin style bongo drums beatdown [YT]VDRCpN4OMpM&feature=kp[/YT]
That's definitely how I would imagine Bjorn vs. Coker going down... I think Dana vs. Atencio might be a more even match.
Dana would lay a beat down on Bjorn but as he is working the crowd by shouting "that's fucking illegal" over and over Bjorn hits him from behind with a steel chair and just goes to town on him. Then all of a sudden Roy Nelson and Chad Mendes run in to save their leader and Bjorn is getting beat up pretty bad. Then a flood of random Bellator cans come in and eventually overwhelm the two obviously superior UFC fighters. More UFC fighters pour out and it is just a BRAWL. Fighters going over the ropes, fights spreading out into the crowd, announcer table gets smashed and it's hard to even make out separate bodies in there. But the Bellator cans are getting uniformly smashed. Then the place goes dark and this music BLASTS out: The arena turns a frenzied green and this man makes his entrance: Every fighter in the place is dumbfounded, like this: Connor lays a pipebomb then exits.
