Who is the most cringe mma commentator to ever work on an mma card?

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  1. San Griente

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    Is Kedzie the one who cuts the promos? Good grief, it’s like being lectured by a schoolmarm.
     
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  2. IGotAHugePeckah

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    Michael "THE BIG KABOSH! THE BIG KABOSH" Schiavello and Mauro.
     
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    How so??? Didn't see/hear this?
     
  4. San Griente

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    Can you imagine arguing with your co-hosts on the air?

    “Aktually, you’re wrong Joe. What’s really happening is blah blah”
     
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    I can see how Schiavello might grate on your nerves, but he’s the only guy in MMA who actually does his job. Namely, calling the play-by-play so you can follow along without watching.

    The rest of the commentariat ignores what’s going on in the cage half the time.
     
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  7. San Griente

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    Exactly, she doesn’t hype, she lectures at you.
     
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    Goldberg. Yes, a few fighters have been awful, but they're just fighters trying out a new profession. This is actually Goldberg's profession, and he has been doing it for a very long time, yet he's still terrible.
     
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    Fixed
     
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  11. HHJ

    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    When bas does its usually relevant to the situation,and its actually interesting. The commentators w him usually ask him things like that too.


    Frank trigg,man just watch mirko vs wand 2 and fedor vs hunt and youll see when frank does it,it has nothing at all pertaining to the fight and you can literally hear whoever hes broadcasting with roll their eyes im spasmodic cringe rage
     
  12. San Griente

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    Goldberg did something really bad before he was let go, but no one has ever revealed what it was. I have no idea.

    Anyone?
     
  13. HHJ

    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    Mauro would debate w bas about achilles tendon lock and bas would say hey its a pain move but it wont break anything so you shouldnt tap to it,i would never tap to that. To me thats relevant info and the exact reason you want fighters in therr to give perspectives like that.
     
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  14. HHJ

    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    The rockstar line from the rousey holm fight sealed his fate imo.
     
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    Cmon. Easy answer. Jim Brown.

    It's a cheap answer, sure...but it's also the best answer.
     
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    mauro has always been unlistenable for me. everything he says is pure cringe. such an irritating, over-the-top delivery as well.
     
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    Sometimes it's relevant, other times not. He never misses a chance to mention how he, "Broke a guy's leg in Japan" no matter what the complexion of the fight looks like. Also, the fact he's so out of touch with the sport and modern fighting techniques, especially on the ground makes it a chore to listen to him. Not to mention all the weird ass noises he makes. His run in WSOF was particularly bad, making Transformer noises while yelling, "DECAGON!!" between fights or during introductions.
     
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  18. HHJ

    HHJ Jeg reiser til mørkets dyp der alt er dødt.

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    Admittedly since he left pride i didnt get to hear much of him,but when he was in pride it was NHB turning into modern mma and i love to hear about the wild west nhb days from bas.
     
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    I wouldn't mind him if he didn't use the same fucking cliches over and over and over.

    MORE HOOKS THAN A TACKLE BOX!
     
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    a slap and a tickle
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