Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Bobby Boulders, Feb 1, 2016.
I'm whooping its ass
You are the one who continually brings up gay men and women’s reactions while not once referring to tits or ass.
Denial is the first stage dude. Though it seems you may have moved on to anger.
If you need me too I’m sure I can help you through this difficult time in your life.
You needed me to actually point out that straight guys care about the chick's body and doesn't care about accessories?
lol, c'mon, goo gobbler. You've never been straight a day in your life
You're drawing from personal experience, I'm sure
It’s also a river in Egypt!
I’ll leave now
Bro, if I wasn’t straight life would be much simpler.
I’m married to a Filipino chick and have two kids (anyone who has dated Filipinos knows how insane they are).
Banging a dude would be so much easier.
if you could manage to get over your peacock bullshit you’d be able to look back in this very thread and find pictures solidifying this, but it seems you’d rather repeatedly insinuate my gayness instead of dealing with your vividly apparent sexual inadequacies.
Yes, us straight guys always interject ourselves into a random conversation to talk about how they proudly glamorize girls' earrings and in a defensive manner at that. Then look to a chick for approval
You're fooling no one in this thread and no one even cares. Run along, sissy. No one was talking to you and even realized you existed until now
Attempt to change the subject, post a meaningless gif and try your very best to insult me.
Damn son, you’re really upset about these earrings.
I didn't change the subject at all. All the emotion you have defending your fascination with girls' earrings really confused you.
You keep on believing whatever you need to get through the day.
The sooner you find the strength to look yourself in the eye and admit the lies that you keep telling yourself the happier you'll be.
I’m happy that I was able to assist you in working through the first step and wish you nothing but good will in what I’m sure will be your further attempts to complete the others.
Well now that this homo above is done with his sissy nonsense, this thread can resume.
Like I said, @Kardashians, straight guys couldn't care less about how your earrings look so this forum is a weird choice to get validation on that
Look ladyboys, quit arguing and let this get back to being about @HulkOnViagra ’s face.
If it wasn’t for the background context, I’d have thought they were mug shots.
But luckily he seems like a nice guy
I love the earrings you also make me miss my snakebites
Speaking of Filipinas, my wife has threatened not to come back about half a dozen times when she’s been pissed off making shit up in her head since she’s been over there lol. She’s coming back on the 20th.
Crazy is an understatement.
wtf could she be mad about when she's halfway across the world?
I find it interesting that he says "straight men are only worried about women's bodies" and yet for some reason.... takes a lot of interest in what filters I use in my selfies.... Hmmmmm...
If makeup, accessories, etc. don't matter to straight men.... then why so worried about my filters? Lol
Thinking too much about what I might be doing, which is basically nothing that she could possibly be pissed at me about. Or thinking too much in general. It’s what women do.
Oh yeah and the classic “you found another girl” dream.
No. But it helps your case if you let on that something she obviously thinks is special caught your eye.
I'm not going to post a picture, but just came in to comment that I'm pretty sure I'm falling in love with @Kardashians
If I could undo all the times I accused you of being a man, I would, but I think it's best to try and move on and start planning our wedding.
I'm thinking Spring time sounds lovely.
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