Who here has the best job?

[Dowdy]

I have the WORST one,

God fucking DAMN my job is shit, so here's the basic layout:

First there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah okay, she is pretty hot I suppose, but damn is she completely fucking useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup like a whiny little bitch. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on the scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian. because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he is only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work, Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with it's constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King, EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
DAY

So anyway, I drive these retards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit

I think I dated that ugly one. She was a real tiger in the bedroom though

 

[Doughbelly]

I have the WORST one,

God fucking DAMN my job is shit, so here's the basic layout:

First there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah okay, she is pretty hot I suppose, but damn is she completely fucking useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup like a whiny little bitch. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on the scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian. because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he is only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work, Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with it's constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King, EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
DAY

So anyway, I drive these retards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit

You're a fucking liar.

Everyone knows that Shaggy is a vegetarian.

 

[ShackleMeNot]

I'm a Luthier, so yes, I look forward to working.

 

[knuckleroll**]

Sure as hell isn't me

 

[equus]

So, who won this thread?

I wont say I "won" but i stand by my post on page 4. This week I was in the office for about 30 hours total and I didnt do any actual work. Think I had about 300 posts this week and watched the bourne series, as well as a bunch of baseball on my flatscreen.