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  1. Rhood Gold Belt

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    Darth Vader - Bought and sold as an orphan. Never had a father figure in his life until he met Obi-Wan. Realized later in life that having two dads was better than one, so he allowed Darth Sidious to enter his life and teach him how to manipulate the "rules".

    Luke Skywalker - Grew up in a picture perfect household where nobody bullied him as a child or teen. Realized later in life that his father was really his uncle and then coincidentally met a new father figure, which technically is a grandfather figure named Obi-Wan Kenobi. But Kenobi dies within a day or two after meeting Luke, so Luke has to resort to living with little green midgets to be his next father figure and role model.

    Ben Solo - Grew up in a picture perfect household where nobody bullied him as a child or teen. Realized later in life that his male hormones kicked in and going to school to become a Jedi Knight wasn't the best place to get loads of poon. Dealing with constant sexual angst on a daily basis enraged him, since neither one of his parents introduced him to the Mystery Method, which ultimately led him to meeting PUA coach and Darkside Guru, PoonMaster Snoke.
     
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    Batman. Dad>No dad.
     
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    Oedipus, because his father had relations with his woman. Unforgivable!
     
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  6. Ponyo Jun Jun Jun, Pinch Harmonic Platinum Member

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    Austin Powers
     
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    I am kind of ashamed at myself for not getting this reference.
     
  9. cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are

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    Kim Kardashian. Dad>No Dad>Dad changing sexes all over the place.
     
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    Either or.
     
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  12. HulkOnViagra Soldier Of Sinister

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    It's all good...just go to xvideos.com.

    Here's a pic though

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  17. GordoBarraBJJ Titanium Belt

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    that is weird as hell.
     
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    Indeed it is.
     
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    Who is Ben Solo? Also, Hope Solo had greater daddy issues than all of them.
     
  20. GordoBarraBJJ Titanium Belt

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    Rey has daddy issues as well. Allowed her to whip that wuss Kylo with no prep time.
     

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