Who else is getting drunk and hanging out with the internet tonight?

I'm gonna go drinkin and bang the prettiest fat girl who'll let me.
 
Hamilton? I used to live in Hamilton. In my darker days I used to walk around hamilton with a knife hoping someone would start a fight with me. Ahhhh, hamilton. I fit right in.

That's something I'd like to be able to say next year. Just have to wait for the right job to call me back saying I'm awesome and I'm out of this crap hole. About the only thing that I'd consider staying for is the gym I was at was good.
 
I'm gonna go drinkin and bang the prettiest fat girl who'll let me.

I wish back in my heyday I had a lot less shame. I could have been banging fat chicks like it was my job. Instead I went home and jerked off to internet porn. lol, makes no difference now though.
 
That's something I'd like to be able to say next year. Just have to wait for the right job to call me back saying I'm awesome and I'm out of this crap hole. About the only thing that I'd consider staying for is the gym I was at was good.

Gym as in mma gym? I went to Joslin's and that shit was legit. Jeff is a super nice guy.
 
Most of my friends have kids and arent doing anything exciting. Girlfriend works tomorrow at 6am so shes in bed by 9:30 tonight. Might stop at the bar for a cpl of drinks but planning on being home before midnight and having a couple drinks here.
 
Most of my friends have kids and arent doing anything exciting. Girlfriend works tomorrow at 6am so shes in bed by 9:30 tonight. Might stop at the bar for a cpl of drinks but planning on being home before midnight and having a couple drinks here.

This sounds like fun. I'm not your nemesis, friend.
 
I wish back in my heyday I had a lot less shame. I could have been banging fat chicks like it was my job. Instead I went home and jerked off to internet porn. lol, makes no difference now though.

It's funny, I think jerkin off and posting on forums all night is way more shameful than tagging some chubby girl's sugar walls.
 
Dont drink or do drugs, healthy and sexy young man.:redface:

You don't do drugs? Not even soft stuff like mushrooms or something? Acid on the weekends?

On a more serious note, did you ever used to drink or do drugs? Or have you always been sober?
 
It's funny, I think jerkin off and posting on forums all night is way more shameful than tagging some chubby girl's sugar walls.

I agree. Maybe I worded it wrong. I lacked balls to go and talk to girls back when I was single unfortunately. I could have been banging fattys like crazy if I just had the balls to talk to them. A lot of fattys are just looking to fuck.
 
Agreed. I wish I could make friends as an adult. Unfortunately I am not capable. I have friends from high school and college and eventually I will have friends that are parents of kids that my kids are friends with, but at this time I have lived in a new state for almost 3 years and have not made any friends. Kind of pathetic.

they're overrated.
 
Me and my girl broke up today. I am fairly hurt and doing what this thread exactly what this thread states. I almost started an infamous mayberry relationship thread.
 
You don't do drugs? Not even soft stuff like mushrooms or something? Acid on the weekends?

On a more serious note, did you ever used to drink or do drugs? Or have you always been sober?

I've tried alcohol, don't like the taste. I've been around plenty of people who smoked, popped pills and some who did cocaine...never tried any drug.:D

Plan on spending the rest of my life sober.
 
Me and my girl broke up today. I am fairly hurt and doing what this thread exactly what this thread states. I almost started an infamous mayberry relationship thread.

It seems that you are already drunk. Cheers. I am drinking a 6 pack of milwaukee's best ICE tall cans.
 
Me and my girl broke up today. I am fairly hurt and doing what this thread exactly what this thread states. I almost started an infamous mayberry relationship thread.

damn. the worst thing is that she probably broke up with you in order to go and bang someone else. that stings.

I've tried alcohol, don't like the taste. I've been around plenty of people who smoked, popped pills and some who did cocaine...never tried any drug.:D

Plan on spending the rest of my life sober.

i'm with you most of the way. don't do drugs or drink, but when i'm old (retirement age or something) i don't see what the harm will be. if i die, i'm old already anyway.
 
I've tried alcohol, don't like the taste. I've been around plenty of people who smoked, popped pills and some who did cocaine...never tried any drug.:D

Plan on spending the rest of my life sober.

Probably for the best to be honest. Alcohol and drugs can be fun but sobriety is pretty good too.
 
damn. the worst thing is that she probably broke up with you in order to go and bang someone else. that stings.



i'm with you most of the way. don't do drugs or drink, but when i'm old (retirement age or something) i don't see what the harm will be. if i die, i'm old already anyway.

I have a strong feeling that when you are old your opinions will change. I doubt many old people that lived a life of sobriety suddenly decide that they want to start doing drugs...even if that is what they planned in their youth.
 
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