Who do you think would win?

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Heroes will have bullshit plot shield, so going with them

Otherwise jeepers creepers would have got some serious chances
 
I don't think Dutch, The Punisher or Rambo have much tolerance for allegorical chomos, so them.
 
Creepers are a Minecraft thing no?
 
Legit can't think of creeper dude without being grossed out. The guy who made Creeper was a kid diddler and filmed his crimes using the cameras used to make the original Star Wars trilogy. He was buds with Francis Ford Coppola and Coppola is on record saying that his crimes weren't a big deal.

I pick the 3 on principal I guess.
 
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The Creepers would be like "too old" and fly away
 
Are those creepers from the Minecraft movie? I haven't seen it.

But I'll go with Rambo and Castle dying while Arnold kills all 10 creepers.
don't you know anything son? jeepers creepers bra.

don't you jeepers?


btw look at Stallone with his blue steel and shit. that dude was really tryin to get laid back then wasn't he?
 
I don’t know a fucking thing about the Jeepers Creepers creeper monster, but assuming they aren’t immortal then I have to go with Dutch, Rambo and Punisher. Each of them is a one man army, and as Dutch says “if it bleeds we can kill it”.
 
Creepers monster. Worst case scenario it would take three creepers to take down one of those fictional human characters. An that under the impression that said human fictional characters had guns.
 
I watched jeepers creepers because of this thread and what a stupid movie that was.

I'm not a fan of horror but I can appreciate when a really good one comes out. This wasn't it. Why the hell is anyone talking about it?

This is like saying, "who would win? Rambo or David from American Kickboxer 2?"
 
Dont forget they also chopped off his fucking head in the second film, lol.
Didn't watch the second after the first's ending, so I didn't even know that lol. Throughout the movie, it was never hurt at all, so I don't see 10 of them having an issue with those 3 here.
 
I watched jeepers creepers because of this thread and what a stupid movie that was.

I'm not a fan of horror but I can appreciate when a really good one comes out. This wasn't it. Why the hell is anyone talking about it?

This is like saying, "who would win? Rambo or David from American Kickboxer 2?"


I remember its release, it was so fucking hyped and the opening scene or two genuinely felt eerie/creepy but then as soon as I saw the 'Creeper' himself I immediately checked out on the spot.
 
Depends how motivated the creepers were and if they had that look in their eyes
 
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