Who do you share a birthday with?

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  1. newjerseynick Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Fuckin A, GZA is that old?
    I forget how long ago 36 Chambers came out.
     
  2. Goodfella86 Gold Belt

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    My twin brother.
    {<hhh]
     
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  3. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    So I meet this gorgeous girl at a bar in a high end restaurant. I had entertained clients all night drinking martinis and I was 3 sheets to the wind. I pay the bill and walk the “Gauntlet” from the bathroom through the long narrow bar area to leave. I see this face look at me and I woke right up. I tell her I couldn’t leave without getting to know her name and saying hello. Her friends roll their eyes and giggle, Maybe make a comment, but I’m focused on her. She digs me right away and we chat. They were there that night for an astrology thing. She claims she doesn’t believe in it except personality traits seem to follow your sign. She tells me she thinks I’m an Aries. I tell her I am. She tells me my exact birthdate. I’m taken aback. She asks to see my license which confirms it. She shows me hers, same birthdate. Same year. It gets freakier. Same hospital. There are dozens of hospitals where I live. Let’s put it this way....I don’t believe in fate, or astrology, or signs. But I will use all of them to get in the drawers if y’all know what I mean. Our first date was that night in the backseat of my Jeep “ Connecting”. We have extremely similar tastes as well...food, music, movies, politics, booze....
     
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    July 10th

    Jessica Simpson and Nikola Tesla.
     
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    I share a birthday with Anderson Silva, maybe I should put it on my resume?
     
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  6. newjerseynick Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    I think you fucked your sister
     
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    You should ,and also print your resume on a picture of Anderson Silva .
     
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    WHAT !? THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!
     
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    March 14 Albert Einstein, Steph Curry
     
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  12. Kaybee Arianator Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Bruce Lee
    Jimi Hendrix
    Myles Kennedy
    Twista
    Nick Van Exel
    Bill Nye the Science Guy

    Kinda a top-heavy list but I'll take it
     
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    You got to be alive to still have birthdays mate
     
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  14. rj144 Gold Belt

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    Nah, his bones turn older every year.
     
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    Anna Kendricks and Whitney Houston. The rest are a bunch of scrubs
     
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    Twin sister!
     
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  17. M4rk Orange Belt

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    Thread 1: what's your birthday?
    Some say that i have the greatest of birthdays, lots of people tell me this.
    Thread 2: what's your age?
    Im better than sleepy Joe, who is much much older than me
    Thread 3: what's your first name?
    My first name has always been Mr President, even when i was a young boy, just starting out with a million dollar loan from my father,
    Thread 4: where do you live?
    Greatest place on earth, Mar-A-Lago, and New York, currently building a wall around my White House.
    Thread 5: what's your ethnicity?
    Some people say to me, Donald how do you stay so tanned all year round, and we need to postpone the election.
     
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    David Bowie
     
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    Anthony Joshua is new! I remember looking it up when I was younger and it was Tito Jackson's left and right.

    I don't think there is a day with lesser famous people.
     
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    Yes, Master Zer. I've noticed that as well.
    A truly kind and generous soul, a rarity in these neck of the woods. I wood, butt, no homo.

    Ok, maybe a little.
     
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