who butchers the english language the best

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  1. mrsenor

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    koreans, brazilians, etc?
     
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    Vitor
    Romero
     
  3. The ScorpioN

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    Cubans, so Romero is the right answer. They talk like they got marbles in their mouth.
     
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    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  5. Rex Kwon Do

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    Andrei

    Romero is harder to understand but the shit Andrei says is funny as fuck.
     
  6. wlu29

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    British people
     
  7. NoGoodNamesLeft

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    TS nailed it with the thread title
     
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    The only answer here is 'muricans.

    amirite?
     
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    This. They've been using it longer.
     
  10. FierceRedBelt

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    But the joke is on the Brits as American English has become the standard despite the long reach of the British Empire.
     
  11. ironwolf

    ironwolf Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Especially old British people who want to stick to the old ways....I work with a guy who simply won't accept that a holiday and vacation have opposite meanings in America/England....


    He also calls everything a journey...."that's a 40 minute journey if I take that bus". "If we to that way it adds 10 minutes to the journey"...

    I also know this creepy guy from Yorkshire and his accent is disgusting, every time I hear him talk I just imagine that he's a child molester...
     
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    not sure if anybody beat Krazy Horse when it came to butchering the language.
     
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    Koreans.

    I like the Japanese-Engrish accent. For the women I think its pretty damn cute.
     
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    South Africans.
     
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    only answer is Americans

    the fact that there is a song doing the rounds there called Post to Be makes me embarrassed to be an English speaker
     
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    People misunderstood Romero. He said he is no for gay cheeses. Dude just really hates brie.
     
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    Right here.


    At least half of them are doing it intentionally. It's already intelligible and they're working around the clock to make it worse. They're like war crimes scientists
     
  20. Rex Kwon Do

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    That's not butchering, that's just Neo English.
     

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