#1 Ronda: Mentally ill, shit personality, bully, special snowflake, overly-sensitive, crybaby, fragile-as-fuck ego, shrinking violet, broken bird, arrogant, narcissistic, square body, has BO, entitled, no sportsmanship, bitter, no redeeming qualities as a fighter or human being, and brought WMMA into the UFC.
#2 Conor: Pretentious hipster, libtard, megalomaniac, feminine metrosexual, small-man syndrome, flamboyant, unoriginal, annoying high-pitched voice, annoying accent, stupid tattoos, that groupie cuckhold coach of his, an entire team full of imitators and clingers-on, and basically embodies everything wrong with modern-day UFC.
#3 Bisping: Asshole, duck, self-important, obnoxious, 4chan-tier troll, cross-eyed, can't understand his stupid accent, always crying about steroids, Mr. Hometown Decision, knockout Houdini, no sportsmanship, and excuse-machine.