Which Xmas commercial do you find the most irritating?

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It's that time of the year.

Annoying ass commercials galore.

The one I find the most annoying is the Big Lots commercial.

"Got these awesome gifts for my kids teachers, and my mailman, and my neighbors."

Not only is that jingle annoying as shit, not only do they play it incessantly,


But who the fuck buys gifts for their kids teachers, their mailman and their neighbors?


Also the petco commercial where the kid asks why didnt they get the dog a gift. The mom is fine as shit and the dad looks like an ugly 70s porn reject. Like she'd be with him unless he was filthy rich.
 
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Not that I find it annoying, but they've been playing that Corona commercial with the Christmas lights in the palm tree for as long as I can remember.
 
I don't have cable, but pretty much every commercial on Spotify makes me want to murder people, I'm too cheap to pay for it though so that's the price I pay.
 
The catholic priest and muslim gifting each other knee pads via amazon.......fuck that try hard mickey mouse horse shit. The sentiment is fine , its just so insipid and hokey .
 
Nope the Comcast one where the grandparent get xfinity so their shit head grand child enjoys being at their house for Christmas.

Guess what you little piece of shit? How about suck it up for one goddamn night and show your grandparents some respect and put that phone down???

Omg it's so FUCKING offensive.
 
The catholic priest and muslim gifting each other knee pads via amazon.......fuck that try hard mickey mouse horse shit. The sentiment is fine , its just so insipid and hokey .

This.

Everyone knows the kneepads are for the alterboys..
 
The car commercials. "Its the December to remember sales event!"
 
Worst commercial ever has been that Apple Frankenstein commerical they have been showing during football games. It is long and fucking useless, like my dick in about 40 years.
 
Not that I find it annoying, but they've been playing that Corona commercial with the Christmas lights in the palm tree for as long as I can remember.
Same with the m&m Santa one. "They do exist!"
 
Nope the Comcast one where the grandparent get xfinity so their shit head grand child enjoys being at their house for Christmas.

Guess what you little piece of shit? How about suck it up for one goddamn night and show your grandparents some respect and put that phone down???

Omg it's so FUCKING offensive.

Yeah that commercial bugs the shit out of me. I don't like pop culture catering to teens being entitled little shits. Guess what, life isn't about you being entertained every second of every day you little fuckers.
 
I thought you always got teachers a little something for Christmas? Something small and crappy that they'll get ten of each year and throw out lol.

Neighbors get a box of chocolates or cookies if you don't hate them.

And I have too many mailmen so fuxk that xD

U a Scrooge opie
 
Xmas?

Also, pretty much all songs, movies, anything related is annoying.
 
Xmas?

Also, pretty much all songs, movies, anything related is annoying.


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I thought you always got teachers a little something for Christmas? Something small and crappy that they'll get ten of each year and throw out lol.

Neighbors get a box of chocolates or cookies if you don't hate them.

And I have too many mailmen so fuxk that xD

U a Scrooge opie

I haven't talked to a neighbor in at least a decade.
 
The Kmart pogo stick douche has got me rustled.
 
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...........USPS
 

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