Which would you give it to?

[Lvnvmma]

Which of these three do you think should get it?

 

[Sansnom]

Child B.

 

[all caps]

B

 

[PolishHeadlock]

I'd give them all late term abortions

 

[NZbetterthanOZ]

None. They're all little bundle of sticks*.

 

[nostradumbass]

What kind of boy thinks a flute would improve his life immeasurably?

 

[BisexualMMA]

Need to know their races, genders, sexual orientations and if any of them are trans.

 

[all caps]

What kind of boy thinks a flute would improve his life immeasurably?

A liberal boy

 

[Estemachine]

Break the flute on three pieces, and split it evenly.

 

[BoogerDawson]

I would be like Solomon. Cut the flute in thirds and each gets a third.

 

[SmilinDesperado]

30 second audition for each child
The one that annoys me the least keeps the flute.
Slave girl B can make another

 

[JOE QUEEF]

I’d keep it for myself.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

B.

The other two can be helped by volunteering the time and money out of one's own expenses rather than by unethical force.

 

[Tone C]

What type of flute is it ?

Is it a pork flute ?

 

[Lovestorm]

Triple threat hell in a cell for the flute.

Winner fights Ahmed the clock boy at Wrestlemania.

 

[mooseman17]

B

 

[DrVanNostrand]

I would smack all 3 on the head with the "flute"

 

[UKBBC]

Give the flute to A to busk. Give her hustle to B to make more.

C sounds like an entitled charity case, can GTFO

 

[mb23100]

I don't get to have my neighbor's car because I'm a better driver. It's his car. Kid B gets the flute. Kid A is an entitled brat. Kid C needs to get a job

 

[Kaybee]

Break the flute on three pieces, and split it evenly.

No!!!

That's how you get some Shadow Lord shit happening; I read it in a book when I was younger