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  1. Lvnvmma Banned Banned

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    Which of these three do you think should get it?

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  2. Sansnom Banned Banned

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    Child B.
     
  3. all caps Gold Belt

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    I'd give them all late term abortions
     
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    None. They're all little bundle of sticks*.
     
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    What kind of boy thinks a flute would improve his life immeasurably?
     
  7. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Need to know their races, genders, sexual orientations and if any of them are trans.
     
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    Break the flute on three pieces, and split it evenly.
     
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    I would be like Solomon. Cut the flute in thirds and each gets a third.
     
  11. SmilinDesperado Gold Belt

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    30 second audition for each child
    The one that annoys me the least keeps the flute.
    Slave girl B can make another
     
  12. JOE QUEEF Red Belt Platinum Member

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    I’d keep it for myself.

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  13. Reyesnuthugr Dominick Reyes Belt

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    B.

    The other two can be helped by volunteering the time and money out of one's own expenses rather than by unethical force.
     
  14. Tone C Gold Belt

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    What type of flute is it ?

    Is it a pork flute ?
     
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    Triple threat hell in a cell for the flute.

    Winner fights Ahmed the clock boy at Wrestlemania.
     
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    I would smack all 3 on the head with the "flute"
     
  18. UKBBC Orange Belt

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    Give the flute to A to busk. Give her hustle to B to make more.

    C sounds like an entitled charity case, can GTFO
     
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    I don't get to have my neighbor's car because I'm a better driver. It's his car. Kid B gets the flute. Kid A is an entitled brat. Kid C needs to get a job
     
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