Which Of These Would Be The Best Nickname For A Fighter?

[LockardTheGOAT]

(Mods, feel free to make it a poll if you wish.)

Anyway, I'm pretending that I am a professional fighter and that I am the GOAT. And my style is fighting is so precise and technically brilliant that it is almost like art - Imagine me defeating every opponent as flawlessly as when Conor beat Alvarez. So I'm asking you all which of these names do you think would best suit a fighter like this:

The Professional
The Artist
The Maestro

 

[binny]

I'm pretending that I am a professional fighter and that I am the GOAT.

Pretty much sums up what Sherdoggers do all day.

 

[The Witcher]

Stop daydreaming and do some shit, travel or build something.

 

[g*r*b]

Maestro is already taken by one of the Dongs.

It's weird for a professional fighter to be called the Professional, since every single one of his opponents could lay a claim to that.

And if you choose Artist, you're going to lay yourself open to "the Artist formerly know as ____" jokes.

 

[LockardTheGOAT]

Maestro is already taken by one of the Dongs.

Who?

 

[LouisBolanos]

Who?

The other Dong Hyun Kim.

 

[kennysux]

Kenny here,

Sometimes at my part time job at the LA Traffic Courthouse after i finish my tasks early, I admit that I fantasize about being an elite UFC fighter. I fantasize that I always win by subbing my opponents even though I can KO them. Like I punch them and they get rocked and I just flying arm bar them and my nickname is Kenny The Merciful.

 

[LockardTheGOAT]

The other Dong Hyun Kim.

He doesn't deserve the nickname with his eight losses and his three draws... Phuck him.

 

[Sansnom]

TS?

 

[Summoning]

The Sherdoger

 

[g*r*b]

This is really obscure and therefore useless for a good nickname, but I'll throw it in anyway:

An archaic word for a painter, especially of portraits, is "limner." And if you're good at Muay Thai you're proficient in the art of 8 limbs, so...

 

[theTKDguy]

Kenny here,

Sometimes at my part time job at the LA Traffic Courthouse after i finish my tasks early, I admit that I fantasize about being an elite UFC fighter. I fantasize that I always win by subbing my opponents even though I can KO them. Like I punch them and they get rocked and I just flying arm bar them and my nickname is Kenny The Merciful.

 

[binny]

Kenny here,

Sometimes at my part time job at the LA Traffic Courthouse after i finish my tasks early, I admit that I fantasize about being an elite UFC fighter. I fantasize that I always win by subbing my opponents even though I can KO them. Like I punch them and they get rocked and I just flying arm bar them and my nickname is Kenny The Merciful.

What weight class are you in your fantasies?

 

[Abortedone]

Sugar ice pitbull

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Rockhammer Gun Rocketfuel

 

[Sansnom]

Gay Jesus

 

[Frankie Baby!]

1st-Frankie

2nd-Wonderboy

3rd-idk

 

[Winbot]

None. The diddler would be the best. No one would want to fight him or her because if they lost people could say they got diddled.

 

[Oregonmma]

(Mods, feel free to make it a poll if you wish.)

Anyway, I'm pretending that I am a professional fighter and that I am the GOAT. And my style is fighting is so precise and technically brilliant that it is almost like art - Imagine me defeating every opponent as flawlessly as when Conor beat Alvarez. So I'm asking you all which of these names do you think would best suit a fighter like this:

The Professional
The Artist
The Maestro

All of those are lame unfortunately. You would be more famous than Logan Clark so you could take his nickname.... “The Pink Pounder”

 

[Oregonmma]

Kenny here,

Sometimes at my part time job at the LA Traffic Courthouse after i finish my tasks early, I admit that I fantasize about being an elite UFC fighter. I fantasize that I always win by subbing my opponents even though I can KO them. Like I punch them and they get rocked and I just flying arm bar them and my nickname is Kenny The Merciful.

Your starting to become my favorite poster Kenny.